Friday, November 14, 2008

cool~

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has
missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;
a mature and distinguished man with grey hair,
impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps
out of the car and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father,
the mother and the girl, and tells them,
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal
family situation, but I'll take charge.'

If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores,
a townhouse, a beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $5,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, it will be a factory and $2,000,000
each. However, if there is a miscarriage,
what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and
tells him,

'Then,

' you try again.'

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