patah here patah there

wahhaha i like this pic~

so cute

anyway,
as i was waiting at the traffic light
i noticed that the car beside me was moving backwards~~

i was like omg he's gonna hit the car behind him
n i noticed tat the driver was like looking down
guess he was looking at hp ba

then luckily that guy realised his car was moving too
and he managed to break on time
it was so so so so close liao~
haha he looked so panicky~

and i checked out on the car behind his car too
wanna know if the driver behind was scared too or not

mana tau~
that ah pek behind was..

ba zhe ta de bi mao
=,=

means pulling his nose hair la
yor ppl so busy until didnt realise
that his car was so closed to kena langgar la

haha

but for me the funny thing was
imagining if the front car really langgar him
then he was using that thing to pull his nose hair ma

will kena cucuk ma?
hahahahhaa
coz of the impact

yor if kena sure vy sakit one
XD

but now i think back
wat was the rite thing to do ar
if that driver really didnt realise

i was supposed to beep beep ma?
to give warning

haha

bu zhi dao le
that time was like vy fast
i also didnt think of what to do

only know how to watch
haha

and hor
these days
i keep getting dreams of me taking P2 test
T_T

miss menon fang guo wo ba
even in my dream also wanna haunt me

wo yue lai yue bu xi huan P2 liao~
dunno why

haihz

i heard another lame joke
wanna hear ma?

dunno u heard be4 or not la
but i kongsi here

an elephant cross the bridge rite,
what do u think will patah?

so the answer is tulang patah la

so comes the next Q

after the elephant fell down and broke his tulang rite
a semut came to the bridge too
and what patah this time le?




































































answer is the semut
patah


























balik wor

got it?
patah balik...

=,=
swt ma

not my joke lai de ar
dun come find me