P3 - Business Analysis

remember how we felt cheated in the mock?
coz ah Marcus said that we wouldnt have any analysis Q?

but then we had the analysis of current situation Q?

i tot that he was jz like Menon
purposely told us the wrong thing
so jz to test us

but what i heard right
is that Adrian* went to ask Marcus after the mock
and Marcus was like

got analysis Q meh?
then later only he was like aiya submitted the wrong paper liao~

haha
and in the part time class
Marcus was like
he did it on purpose

hahaha to hide the fact that he submitted the wrong paper la

haaha so funny~

anyway, my source is jz 'rumour rumour'

read this for fun only and at ur own expense
do not hold me liable

i repeat

do not hold me liable
for i do not want to be held responsible for any inaccuracy of the facts

*Name has been changed to protect identity

gula-gula~

mock in 1 more week's time
aaaaaaAAAA
i'm so dead

T_T

i got another lame one,
wanna hear













gula gula rite,
its betina or jantan?
male or female?






















answer is female
but why le
























































coz 糖会生蚂蚁....
tang hui sheng ma yi...

paiseh la
these days i mix with vy cold de ppl
everyday tell me these de
hahahhaa

keras kepala nyer =,=

wuwuwuuw
this morning was so scary~

i was driving to coll rite,
then there was an ah pa and his little daughter who wanan cross the road ma
so i was very good hearted stopped and let them cross lor

i only paid attention to them
so after they crossed rite,
i masuk gear satu
move forward liao

mana tau sudd i realised
there was some1 infront my car too~~~

i almost knocked him
wuwuuwuw

luckily i breaked on time

that guy was also like vy paiseh
coz he knew tat he also curi curi cross de

so that situation was kinda awkward lo
he looked at me and smile smile
and i also vy paiseh ma look bk at him smile smile

also showing that i'm sorry la

both also know ownself de fault
hahhaha

but i was thinking~
he was almost knocked down
still have the mood to smile at me~

geng nyer~

then my fren shared his story with me too

its like this de

there was a time when 5 of them were in the car
all frens ma
so talk talk n drive
(abit dai sei de, why talk talk)

then sudd the driver knocked onto an indo guy

it was so serious until the front window crashed
the indo guy's head hit until crash haha

but then hor
that guy got up
rub rub his head
and say

takpe takpe

wahseh~
ppl's glass also crash d his head still ntg

really keras kepala....

haha

patah here patah there

wahhaha i like this pic~

so cute

anyway,
as i was waiting at the traffic light
i noticed that the car beside me was moving backwards~~

i was like omg he's gonna hit the car behind him
n i noticed tat the driver was like looking down
guess he was looking at hp ba

then luckily that guy realised his car was moving too
and he managed to break on time
it was so so so so close liao~
haha he looked so panicky~

and i checked out on the car behind his car too
wanna know if the driver behind was scared too or not

mana tau~
that ah pek behind was..

ba zhe ta de bi mao
=,=

means pulling his nose hair la
yor ppl so busy until didnt realise
that his car was so closed to kena langgar la

haha

but for me the funny thing was
imagining if the front car really langgar him
then he was using that thing to pull his nose hair ma

will kena cucuk ma?
hahahahhaa
coz of the impact

yor if kena sure vy sakit one
XD

but now i think back
wat was the rite thing to do ar
if that driver really didnt realise

i was supposed to beep beep ma?
to give warning

haha

bu zhi dao le
that time was like vy fast
i also didnt think of what to do

only know how to watch
haha

and hor
these days
i keep getting dreams of me taking P2 test
T_T

miss menon fang guo wo ba
even in my dream also wanna haunt me

wo yue lai yue bu xi huan P2 liao~
dunno why

haihz

i heard another lame joke
wanna hear ma?

dunno u heard be4 or not la
but i kongsi here

an elephant cross the bridge rite,
what do u think will patah?

so the answer is tulang patah la

so comes the next Q

after the elephant fell down and broke his tulang rite
a semut came to the bridge too
and what patah this time le?




































































answer is the semut
patah


























balik wor

got it?
patah balik...

=,=
swt ma

not my joke lai de ar
dun come find me