有一天小明要去小華家,問媽媽可不可以
媽媽說:「車子過了才可以過馬路」 (小華家在對面)
小明說:「好」
結果小明10分鐘之後哭著跑回來 說:
「都沒有車子過去…」
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
cool~
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has
missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;
a mature and distinguished man with grey hair,
impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps
out of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father,
the mother and the girl, and tells them,
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal
family situation, but I'll take charge.'
If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores,
a townhouse, a beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $5,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, it will be a factory and $2,000,000
each. However, if there is a miscarriage,
what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and
tells him,
'Then,
' you try again.'
missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;
a mature and distinguished man with grey hair,
impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps
out of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father,
the mother and the girl, and tells them,
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal
family situation, but I'll take charge.'
If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores,
a townhouse, a beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $5,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, it will be a factory and $2,000,000
each. However, if there is a miscarriage,
what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and
tells him,
'Then,
' you try again.'
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
浪漫的道歉
婚後,妻子還是和談戀愛時一樣,霸道蠻橫不講理。
這天夫婦倆本是說好一起去會朋友的,可走到半路妻子又不講理地喝斥起老公來,老公平時都是言聽計從的,可這次不知怎麼,竟來了牛脾氣,一扭頭,他回家不去了,頭一次把妻子丟在馬路上,妻子當時氣得眼淚都快流出來了,但不能認輸,她只有賭氣地單刀赴會了。
晚上十一點鐘妻子回家,見房裏燈都關了,心想老公是睡著了,便沒有按鈴,掏鑰匙開門時,發現門上貼著紙條,上寫:你必須向我道歉!
妻子憤憤地想,我還沒有找你算帳呢!
進屋後開燈關門,發現門後又貼著一紙條,
上寫:或者把我皮鞋擦亮也行。
妻子罵道,呸!我給你擦個屁。
換鞋時發現,她的拖鞋上又有一個紙條,上寫:呸,擦個屁!
妻子感到好笑,她心想,要我道歉,我都要一個星期不理你了,你心裏有數點好不好。
妻子去洗漱,口杯上又有一個紙條,
上寫:如果你不知道該怎樣向我道歉的話,書桌上有提示。
妻子急忙跑到書桌旁,只見桌上放著半頁紙,
正面寫著:把背面的話對我大聲念兩遍就行了。
翻到背面,見上面貼著一張報紙上撕下來的廣告,
廣告詞是這樣寫的:做女人,每個月都幾天心煩的日子 ......
妻子又想笑,他以為是我'好事'來了,心煩才對他發脾氣的?幹嘛不說我更年期到了,那樣豈不是更好下臺階,可笑。妻子的氣消了一多半。
洗漱完後,妻子上床,見老公扭頭在一邊睡著了,她也不理他,打開床頭燈想看幾頁書再睡,這是她多年來的習慣。打開書,裏面又有一個紙條,
上寫:我知道你心裏已經很難過了,你覺得對不住我,有點難過了就行,也不必自責了。其實我也該檢討,要不是我發現馬路對面表哥他們正想看我的笑話,我是不會跟你作對的,男人嘛,除了在外人面前要點面子外,誰會沒事跟自己老婆過不去呀。
妻子心裏一陣發熱,覺得自己是有點過分了,
對不住老公,便雙手抱著他的頭,
扳過臉來,卻發現老公臉頰上還寫著兩個大字:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
親我。
這天夫婦倆本是說好一起去會朋友的,可走到半路妻子又不講理地喝斥起老公來,老公平時都是言聽計從的,可這次不知怎麼,竟來了牛脾氣,一扭頭,他回家不去了,頭一次把妻子丟在馬路上,妻子當時氣得眼淚都快流出來了,但不能認輸,她只有賭氣地單刀赴會了。
晚上十一點鐘妻子回家,見房裏燈都關了,心想老公是睡著了,便沒有按鈴,掏鑰匙開門時,發現門上貼著紙條,上寫:你必須向我道歉!
妻子憤憤地想,我還沒有找你算帳呢!
進屋後開燈關門,發現門後又貼著一紙條,
上寫:或者把我皮鞋擦亮也行。
妻子罵道,呸!我給你擦個屁。
換鞋時發現,她的拖鞋上又有一個紙條,上寫:呸,擦個屁!
妻子感到好笑,她心想,要我道歉,我都要一個星期不理你了,你心裏有數點好不好。
妻子去洗漱,口杯上又有一個紙條,
上寫:如果你不知道該怎樣向我道歉的話,書桌上有提示。
妻子急忙跑到書桌旁,只見桌上放著半頁紙,
正面寫著:把背面的話對我大聲念兩遍就行了。
翻到背面,見上面貼著一張報紙上撕下來的廣告,
廣告詞是這樣寫的:做女人,每個月都幾天心煩的日子 ......
妻子又想笑,他以為是我'好事'來了,心煩才對他發脾氣的?幹嘛不說我更年期到了,那樣豈不是更好下臺階,可笑。妻子的氣消了一多半。
洗漱完後,妻子上床,見老公扭頭在一邊睡著了,她也不理他,打開床頭燈想看幾頁書再睡,這是她多年來的習慣。打開書,裏面又有一個紙條,
上寫:我知道你心裏已經很難過了,你覺得對不住我,有點難過了就行,也不必自責了。其實我也該檢討,要不是我發現馬路對面表哥他們正想看我的笑話,我是不會跟你作對的,男人嘛,除了在外人面前要點面子外,誰會沒事跟自己老婆過不去呀。
妻子心裏一陣發熱,覺得自己是有點過分了,
對不住老公,便雙手抱著他的頭,
扳過臉來,卻發現老公臉頰上還寫著兩個大字:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
親我。
Friday, October 31, 2008
Malaysian visitor at the immigration office.
UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, I've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something I never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.
*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*
Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...
UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, I've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something I never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.
*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*
Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...
Thursday, October 30, 2008
O.O
One day, Ah Choy & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw something in their path.
"Wait!" cried Ah Choy.
"Wat is dat ho?"
"Yah ho! Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng.
"Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely. "Eee.. look like s*** lah!" say Ah Choy.
"Hmmm..smell like * also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.
Ah Choy then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like s***!"
Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confident, he said, "Confirm is s***!"
Then they smiled at each other, "Wah! lucky we didn't step on it."
=,=
anyway, this cat is cute~
"Wait!" cried Ah Choy.
"Wat is dat ho?"
"Yah ho! Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng.
"Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely. "Eee.. look like s*** lah!" say Ah Choy.
"Hmmm..smell like * also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.
Ah Choy then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like s***!"
Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confident, he said, "Confirm is s***!"
Then they smiled at each other, "Wah! lucky we didn't step on it."
=,=
anyway, this cat is cute~
Saturday, October 25, 2008
o.O
一封老板看了会晕倒的履历表
Name: Ah Boy
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City: Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?
Name: Ah Boy
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City: Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?
Saturday, October 11, 2008
十個看完九個瘋
disclaimer: read this only if u really have ntg else better to do start le lu.... 一天魔王抓走公主,公主一直叫. 魔王 :「你尽管叫破喉咙吧...没有人会来救你的....」 公主 :「破喉咙..破喉咙..」 没有人:「公主..我来救你了...」 魔王 :「说曹操曹操就到...」 曹操:「魔王..你叫我干嘛..」 魔王 :「哇勒..看到鬼」 鬼 :「靠!被发现了..」 靠 :「阿鬼,你看的到我喔...」 魔王 :「Oh,My God!」 上帝 :「谁叫我?」 谁 :「没有人叫你阿...」 没有人:「我哪有?装蒜啊!」 蒜 :「谁在装我?」 谁 :「又说我?你们找麻烦啊?」 麻烦 :「哪一个找我?」 哪一个:「找你?我才没有...咦,这儿有好多人.」 好多人:「我才刚到耶……你是谁?」 哪一个:「我才不是谁.」 谁 :「他才不是我.」 公主 :「大家都是来救我的吗?」 大家都:「我不是来救你的,是来看热闹的.」 热闹 :「我有什麽好看的?」 上帝 :「不关我的事,先走了.」 魔王 :「你回答一个问题再走,为什麽这麽多人救公主?我这个魔王怎麽演下去?」 下去 :「你好好的魔王不干,演我做什麽?」 公主 :「魔王若是没有人演,我就可以走了.」 没有人:「若是我演魔王,怎麽会让你走...」 怎麽会:「我才不让公主走,我要看热闹.」 热闹 :「看我干什麽?」 什麽 :「你居然要『干』我?流氓!」 你居然 :「我哪有?」 我 :「关我什麽事ㄚ?」 魔王 :「靠!我要疯了.......」 靠:「喊我干什么!...」 疯了 :「你要我干啥?」 你要我 :「我什麽都不知道ㄚ!」 我什麽都不 :「我哪知啊!」 我哪知 :「我在这里ㄚ!有人在叫我吗?」 有人:「我没有叫你啊!」 我没有:「谁叫他了啊?」 谁:「冤枉啊...我没有...」 我没有:「我可没冤枉你啊...」 你:「谅你也不敢.」 谅你:「谁说我不敢!?」 谁:「拜托啊...我什麽都没说啦」 我什麽都没:「你要我说什麽?」 我什麽都不:「...你...你不就是我那失散多年的兄弟吗?」 我那失散多年的兄弟:「拷...我名字取这麽长...也会被叫到啊...」 谁:「...我要赶快离开这个是非之地」 是非:「原来这里是我的地盘啊...」 我什麽都不&没:「你们别吵阿拉在讲话啦...」 你们别吵阿拉:「我没有在讲话啊...」 我没有:「我才没有讲话咧!...」 我什麽都不:「-_-...走...阿拉到外面去聊...」 走:「人家不好意思啦...(扭捏)」 我什麽都没:「关你屁事啊...闪啦...」(两兄弟生气的走出去) 关你屁事:「呜...为什麽赶我走...」 为什麽:「我没有要赶你走啦...乖...不要哭」 我没有:「喔...又关我啥事了」 关我啥事:「啥?有人叫我吗?」 有人:「谁要叫你啊...」 谁:「我真的要走了...T.T」 走:「人家真的不好意思啦...*V.V*」(谁不支倒地) 关你屁事:「...你不是我表妹吗?」 关我啥事:「...表哥...好久不见啦...」 好久:「我不是在这里嘛...」 魔王:「你们有完没完?」 完没完:「他才没有我」 你们:「我才没有他」 我才:「谁说的?」 谁:「叫我干吗?」 吗:「你居然要干我?」 你:「我才不会干他」 我才:「谁说我不会?」 谁:「冤枉!我没说……」 说:「叫我干吗?」 吗:「你们俩真不要脸!」 你们俩:「我要!我要!」 脸:「谁要我?」 谁:「我不要啊」 魔王:「快一点,再说我可要撵人啦」 人啦:「赶撵我?找K」 K:「谁找我?」 谁:「aaaaaaa!别提我的名字,再提我也K他!」 他:「别K我」 我:「谁要K我?」 谁:「终于让我逮找一个啦,杀呀…………」 一个啦:「别逮我」 我:「我也受够啦,谁再提我的名字,决不放过你!」 谁:「看我的降龙十八掌!」 我:「看我的九阴白骨爪!」 降龙十八掌:「我有什么好看的?」 九阴白骨爪:「我有啥好看的?」 什么好看的:「兄弟,我终于找着你啦!」 啥好看的:「哥,咱出去聊.」 魔王:「ma的...这是认亲大会啊. |
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
random
I Dun love U, doesnt mean I Hate U
I Love U, doesnt mean I Dun hate U
I Hate U, doesnt mean I Dun love U
I Dun Hate u, doesnt mean I Love U
o.O
I Love U, doesnt mean I Dun hate U
I Hate U, doesnt mean I Dun love U
I Dun Hate u, doesnt mean I Love U
o.O
Saturday, September 20, 2008
hmmm
i was just wondering
tat
if it's possible to turn back time
is thr anything tat u guys would like to chg?
tat
if it's possible to turn back time
is thr anything tat u guys would like to chg?
Saturday, August 30, 2008
P2, My Love
i love big bang
i love big bang de T.O.P (Lengzai)
i love big bang de Lies (song)
i love to sleep
but i love h/w even more
even if thr will be fireworks outside later
i will still not take my eyes of u
my lovely h/w
oh, my love
dun ever leave me
i love Menon
so much tat i'm celebrating Merdeka with her
along with other fans of hers
i love P2
i love IFRS3 too
goodwill is so seXy
i love u so muchie
i will dream of u tonite
muacks
i love big bang de T.O.P (Lengzai)
i love big bang de Lies (song)
i love to sleep
but i love h/w even more
even if thr will be fireworks outside later
i will still not take my eyes of u
my lovely h/w
oh, my love
dun ever leave me
i love Menon
so much tat i'm celebrating Merdeka with her
along with other fans of hers
i love P2
i love IFRS3 too
goodwill is so seXy
i love u so muchie
i will dream of u tonite
muacks
Monday, August 25, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
blessing in disguise?
had p2 class jz now
7pm to 10pm
guess what?
i actually feel happier in her class tis time compared to previously
she is so much better
gosh~
going for progress test or not?
[shrugs]
7pm to 10pm
guess what?
i actually feel happier in her class tis time compared to previously
she is so much better
gosh~
going for progress test or not?
[shrugs]
Monday, August 18, 2008
results day
lol to be honest
i aint TAT sad
the past isnt an issue now
no use asking why or how
the only thing tats on my mind is
how i'm going to make it thru the next round
will i be able to graduate within tis sem
=,=
tats my main concern
tis is the first time i feel tat
time isnt jz enuff
[how am i going to survive?]
-tats all i've got to share-
i aint TAT sad
the past isnt an issue now
no use asking why or how
the only thing tats on my mind is
how i'm going to make it thru the next round
will i be able to graduate within tis sem
=,=
tats my main concern
tis is the first time i feel tat
time isnt jz enuff
[how am i going to survive?]
-tats all i've got to share-
Saturday, August 16, 2008
swt lagi
小学生造句
> >
> > 1.题目: 原来
> > 小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
> > 老师评语: 妈妈关切一下
> >
> > 2.题目: ..一边...........一边............ .
> > 小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
> > 老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~
> >
> > 3.题目: 其中
> > 小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
> > 老师评语: 你是蜈蚣?~~
> >
> > 4.题目: 一... 就....
> > 小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
> > 老师评语: 老师笑到不行..
> >
> > 5.題目: 你看
> > 小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊
> >
> > 6. 照样造句
> > 例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
> > 小朋友写: 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
> > 老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??
> >
> > 7.照样造句
> > 例题: 别人都夸我( ),其实我( )
> > 小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 ),其实我( 是戴面具的)。
> > 老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???
> >
> > 8.题目: 好... 又好..
> > 小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...
> > 老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗?
> >
> > 9.题目: 陆陆续续
> > 小朋友写: 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
> > 老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?
> >
> > 10.题目: 皮开肉绽
> > 小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,我吓得皮开肉绽!
> > 老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。
> >
> > 11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
> > 小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
> > 老师评语: 孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗...
> > 还有一个更瞎的…
> > 小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
> > 老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~
> >
> > 12. 题目: 谢谢....因为......
> > 小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
> > 老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!
> >
> > 13.题目: 难过
> > 小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
> > 老师评语: 老师更难过......
> >
> > 14. 题目: 天才
> > 小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。
> > 老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~
> >
> > 15.題目: 一… 便…
> > 小朋友写: 我一走出门,对面就是便利商店。
> > 还有一個更瞎的…
> > 小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。
> > 老师评语: 造句不要乱造...
> >
> > 16.題目: 又.....又.....
> > 小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
> > 老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?
> >
> > 17果然
> > 上课小朋友说:昨天我吃了水果,然后又喝了凉水
> > 老师:这是词组,不能分开造句。
> > 小朋友又说:老师,我还没说完呢,果然晚上我拉肚子了!
> > 老师:…………
> >
> > 18 瓜分
> > 小朋友:大傻瓜分不清是非
> > 老师:小傻瓜也分不清
> >
> > 19 好吃
> > 小朋友:好吃个屁
> > 老师:………
> >
> > 20 况且
> > 小朋友:一辆火车经过,况且况且况且况且.....
> > 老师:……………
> >
> > 1.题目: 原来
> > 小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
> > 老师评语: 妈妈关切一下
> >
> > 2.题目: ..一边...........一边............ .
> > 小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
> > 老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~
> >
> > 3.题目: 其中
> > 小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
> > 老师评语: 你是蜈蚣?~~
> >
> > 4.题目: 一... 就....
> > 小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
> > 老师评语: 老师笑到不行..
> >
> > 5.題目: 你看
> > 小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊
> >
> > 6. 照样造句
> > 例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
> > 小朋友写: 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
> > 老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??
> >
> > 7.照样造句
> > 例题: 别人都夸我( ),其实我( )
> > 小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 ),其实我( 是戴面具的)。
> > 老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???
> >
> > 8.题目: 好... 又好..
> > 小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...
> > 老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗?
> >
> > 9.题目: 陆陆续续
> > 小朋友写: 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
> > 老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?
> >
> > 10.题目: 皮开肉绽
> > 小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,我吓得皮开肉绽!
> > 老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。
> >
> > 11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
> > 小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
> > 老师评语: 孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗...
> > 还有一个更瞎的…
> > 小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
> > 老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~
> >
> > 12. 题目: 谢谢....因为......
> > 小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
> > 老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!
> >
> > 13.题目: 难过
> > 小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
> > 老师评语: 老师更难过......
> >
> > 14. 题目: 天才
> > 小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。
> > 老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~
> >
> > 15.題目: 一… 便…
> > 小朋友写: 我一走出门,对面就是便利商店。
> > 还有一個更瞎的…
> > 小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。
> > 老师评语: 造句不要乱造...
> >
> > 16.題目: 又.....又.....
> > 小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
> > 老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?
> >
> > 17果然
> > 上课小朋友说:昨天我吃了水果,然后又喝了凉水
> > 老师:这是词组,不能分开造句。
> > 小朋友又说:老师,我还没说完呢,果然晚上我拉肚子了!
> > 老师:…………
> >
> > 18 瓜分
> > 小朋友:大傻瓜分不清是非
> > 老师:小傻瓜也分不清
> >
> > 19 好吃
> > 小朋友:好吃个屁
> > 老师:………
> >
> > 20 况且
> > 小朋友:一辆火车经过,况且况且况且况且.....
> > 老师:……………
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
Ah Beng's stories =,=
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
============ ========= ========= ======
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
============ ========= ========= ========= ===
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok..
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."
============ ========= ========= ========= ======
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on
other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "*o, how did you know I was here?"
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening
and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
============ ========= ========= ======
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
============ ========= ========= ========= ===
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok..
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."
============ ========= ========= ========= ======
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on
other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "*o, how did you know I was here?"
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening
and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
Friday, August 1, 2008
T_T
Monday, July 28, 2008
utada hikaru
prisoner of love
aiyo wei
jz tot that its a good song
so share it here
translation
With an indifferent face you tell a lie
Laughing until you feel sick
“Let’s have nothing but fun” you said
Feeling blue over desiring the impossible
Everyone is seeking tranquility
You’re struggling, but you’ve had enough
Now you’re chasing after a shadow of love
Since the day you appeared
My dull “everyday”s have begun to shine
Now I‘m able to think, “Feeling loneliness, being in pain - that’s not so bad”
I’m just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love
Through painful times and healthy times,
Stormy days and sunny days, let’s walk on together
I’m gonna tell you the truth
I chose an unforeseeably painful path
and you came to support me
You’re the only one I can call a friend
Fake displays of strength and avarice have become meaningless
I’ve been in love with you since that day
When I’m free, with time to spare, there’s no life in being alone
I’m just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love
Oh... Just a little more
Don’t you give up
Oh don’t ever abandon me
If the cruelty of reality tries to tear us apart
We’ll be drawn more closely to one another
Somehow, somehow, I have a feeling we’ll be able to stand firm
I’m just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love
Every day banalities quickly begin to shine brilliantly
You stole my heart that day
Loneliness and pain I thought I could deal with
I'm just a prisoner of love
Stay with me, stay with me
My baby, say you love me
Stay with me, stay with me
Don’t leave me alone again
aiyo wei
jz tot that its a good song
so share it here
translation
With an indifferent face you tell a lie
Laughing until you feel sick
“Let’s have nothing but fun” you said
Feeling blue over desiring the impossible
Everyone is seeking tranquility
You’re struggling, but you’ve had enough
Now you’re chasing after a shadow of love
Since the day you appeared
My dull “everyday”s have begun to shine
Now I‘m able to think, “Feeling loneliness, being in pain - that’s not so bad”
I’m just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love
Through painful times and healthy times,
Stormy days and sunny days, let’s walk on together
I’m gonna tell you the truth
I chose an unforeseeably painful path
and you came to support me
You’re the only one I can call a friend
Fake displays of strength and avarice have become meaningless
I’ve been in love with you since that day
When I’m free, with time to spare, there’s no life in being alone
I’m just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love
Oh... Just a little more
Don’t you give up
Oh don’t ever abandon me
If the cruelty of reality tries to tear us apart
We’ll be drawn more closely to one another
Somehow, somehow, I have a feeling we’ll be able to stand firm
I’m just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love
Every day banalities quickly begin to shine brilliantly
You stole my heart that day
Loneliness and pain I thought I could deal with
I'm just a prisoner of love
Stay with me, stay with me
My baby, say you love me
Stay with me, stay with me
Don’t leave me alone again
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
sien~
waseh today so sien~
first time i wished that i had class =,=
ntg to do
so come here and blog lo
mm...
wanna talk about what le
o ya
we went and watch
journey to the centre of the earth
at first i didnt wanan go de ler
tot its a dumdum movie lo
haha coz all looked so fake
then they say wanan watch the 3D de wor
so in the end i followed lo
waseh when reach pyramid
thr were so many ppl queueing up already
=,=
we went after micheal's class neh
still working hour wat
ish ish, abo all also acca student?
o.O
haha then our movie was gonna start d ma
so we were like aiyooo so many ppl
duno can sampai bo
mana tau...
sudd we saw....
there's a special line opened jz for the 3D punya
wahaha~
they really know how to do biz de =,=
expensive ticket of coz got special treatment de haha
waseh it cost RM17 neh
like tat de price can watch 2 movies d =,=
burn my money nia
hahah
so they gave us the 3D specs
and we watched lu
ok la
not bad
some parts really chi kek
XD
esp the dinosour part haha
first time i wished that i had class =,=
ntg to do
so come here and blog lo
mm...
wanna talk about what le
o ya
we went and watch
journey to the centre of the earth
at first i didnt wanan go de ler
tot its a dumdum movie lo
haha coz all looked so fake
then they say wanan watch the 3D de wor
so in the end i followed lo
waseh when reach pyramid
thr were so many ppl queueing up already
=,=
we went after micheal's class neh
still working hour wat
ish ish, abo all also acca student?
o.O
haha then our movie was gonna start d ma
so we were like aiyooo so many ppl
duno can sampai bo
mana tau...
sudd we saw....
there's a special line opened jz for the 3D punya
wahaha~
they really know how to do biz de =,=
expensive ticket of coz got special treatment de haha
waseh it cost RM17 neh
like tat de price can watch 2 movies d =,=
burn my money nia
hahah
so they gave us the 3D specs
and we watched lu
ok la
not bad
some parts really chi kek
XD
esp the dinosour part haha
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
huhu
aaaaaAAAAA
ok la i am back T_T
my popo aka joyce tegur saya tadi
hu hu ask me not to abandon this baobei blog~
wahaha
i so long didnt on msn liao
sudd on
all attack me~
macam ak47
kadakadakada~~~!!!!
pengsan~
and
yoyo ~
this morning go singk at redbox with pam and soofong
waseh~
didnt know soofong is a banana
but hor~
she can really sing~
omg la~
not like us cina pek sing de~
really got bass de~
ada standard ~
jealousnyer T_T
then hor~
estimated the time wrongly T_T
thr were still so many songs pending
mana tau~
'ty for visting us, pls ensure u do not leave ur belongings behind'
appeared
T_T
in the end the last song is SHE de zhong guo hua lo
ish ish rap till so fast
how to sing la
T_T
apa la all the good songs are behind
suan le ba
next time sin~
ok la i am back T_T
my popo aka joyce tegur saya tadi
hu hu ask me not to abandon this baobei blog~
wahaha
i so long didnt on msn liao
sudd on
all attack me~
macam ak47
kadakadakada~~~!!!!
pengsan~
and
yoyo ~
this morning go singk at redbox with pam and soofong
waseh~
didnt know soofong is a banana
but hor~
she can really sing~
omg la~
not like us cina pek sing de~
really got bass de~
ada standard ~
jealousnyer T_T
then hor~
estimated the time wrongly T_T
thr were still so many songs pending
mana tau~
'ty for visting us, pls ensure u do not leave ur belongings behind'
appeared
T_T
in the end the last song is SHE de zhong guo hua lo
ish ish rap till so fast
how to sing la
T_T
apa la all the good songs are behind
suan le ba
next time sin~
Sunday, June 29, 2008
XD
Thursday, June 19, 2008
vids tat worth ur time watching
*Japanese Human Art - Why Is My Girlfriend Mad
Human Tetris
[the ending vy zadou=,=]
Human Tetris
[the ending vy zadou=,=]
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Stay With You
FLH's latest single
japanese lol
jiro's so cute in jap
"Stay With You" Japanese Lyrics:
ARRON:
fuki nuketa kaze ga yurashi teru shin ryoku no kaate n hito hira kimi no ho o ima kazaru shizuku
CALVIN:
nani o ieba ii ii takute demo ienai de iru
kowareta tokei mitai sa I can't step over myself
JIRO:
furu eteru kata o tsuyoku daki yosetai no ni
ALL:
I just wanna Stay With You
hitori de nakanai de
sono namida kawakasu yo o na I can be your sunshine forever
kesenai kizu nara kizuna ni kae nagara
mirai dake boku dake o mite We can be together zutto ei en ni
CHUN:
sumikitta sora to taiyo ga egao o okureru yo ni shime kitta mado
I keep on knocking on your door
JIRO:
tame ratta mama ja kiseki na n te oko senai
ALL:
I just wanna Stay With You
ima kimi ni tsuta e yo ano egao omo i daserusa I promise if I can be your one
kokoro no sokokara kimi wo aishiteru
itsu mademo hanasana i kara
I'll be there for you when you need me because I love you
kagi ga aku oto ga ima kiko e ta kigashita
English Translation:
The wind blowing through is swaying the new green curtain
One petal/drop is on your face.
What should I say? I want to say something but I can't
I am like a broken watch / clock. I can't step over myself.
Even though I just want to hold your shaking shoulders tight close to me.
I just wanna stay with you
Don't cry alone.
I can dry up those tears like I can be your sunshine forever
If you have a wound that cannot be healed
We can change it to a bond while you only look at the future and at me
We can be together forever.
The clear sky and sun is like giving you a smile.
The closed window
I keep on knocking on your door
Miracles can't happen if you hesitate like that
I just wanna stay with you
I wanna tell you now.
I promise if I can be your one, you will remember your smile again
I love you from the bottom of my heart.
I will never leave you
I'll be there for you when you need me because I love you
I think I heard the lock being opened just now.
japanese lol
jiro's so cute in jap
"Stay With You" Japanese Lyrics:
ARRON:
fuki nuketa kaze ga yurashi teru shin ryoku no kaate n hito hira kimi no ho o ima kazaru shizuku
CALVIN:
nani o ieba ii ii takute demo ienai de iru
kowareta tokei mitai sa I can't step over myself
JIRO:
furu eteru kata o tsuyoku daki yosetai no ni
ALL:
I just wanna Stay With You
hitori de nakanai de
sono namida kawakasu yo o na I can be your sunshine forever
kesenai kizu nara kizuna ni kae nagara
mirai dake boku dake o mite We can be together zutto ei en ni
CHUN:
sumikitta sora to taiyo ga egao o okureru yo ni shime kitta mado
I keep on knocking on your door
JIRO:
tame ratta mama ja kiseki na n te oko senai
ALL:
I just wanna Stay With You
ima kimi ni tsuta e yo ano egao omo i daserusa I promise if I can be your one
kokoro no sokokara kimi wo aishiteru
itsu mademo hanasana i kara
I'll be there for you when you need me because I love you
kagi ga aku oto ga ima kiko e ta kigashita
English Translation:
The wind blowing through is swaying the new green curtain
One petal/drop is on your face.
What should I say? I want to say something but I can't
I am like a broken watch / clock. I can't step over myself.
Even though I just want to hold your shaking shoulders tight close to me.
I just wanna stay with you
Don't cry alone.
I can dry up those tears like I can be your sunshine forever
If you have a wound that cannot be healed
We can change it to a bond while you only look at the future and at me
We can be together forever.
The clear sky and sun is like giving you a smile.
The closed window
I keep on knocking on your door
Miracles can't happen if you hesitate like that
I just wanna stay with you
I wanna tell you now.
I promise if I can be your one, you will remember your smile again
I love you from the bottom of my heart.
I will never leave you
I'll be there for you when you need me because I love you
I think I heard the lock being opened just now.
Monday, May 26, 2008
CICAK T_T
yor
i paling takut cicak one~
pian pian last nite hor
i had a nightmare of it !!!
T_T
i had a dream of cicak membiak-ing super fast !
god damn its so disgusting =,=
so many of them
then hor
dunno why its like dropping from the sky
waseh the dream was so real until i sudd woke up lol
woke up and straight away sit up on my bed
macam searching if they fall from the sky onto my bed
ish ish
=,=
scaryyyyy la cicak~
si cicak
haunt me for what
i paling takut cicak one~
pian pian last nite hor
i had a nightmare of it !!!
T_T
i had a dream of cicak membiak-ing super fast !
god damn its so disgusting =,=
so many of them
then hor
dunno why its like dropping from the sky
waseh the dream was so real until i sudd woke up lol
woke up and straight away sit up on my bed
macam searching if they fall from the sky onto my bed
ish ish
=,=
scaryyyyy la cicak~
si cicak
haunt me for what
Sunday, May 11, 2008
more pictures lol
i came across tis singer last nite
name: 许嵩 Vae (Xu Song)
year of birth :1986
location: china
to me he actually sounds like jay chow~
and his lips are so sexy lol
to me la
to bad he is not interested in getting signed by any record company
he's juz a dentist student who sings as a hobby~
no wonder its so hard to get details of him fr the net
all so limited nia~
T_T
leng cai ma?
=P
name: 许嵩 Vae (Xu Song)
year of birth :1986
location: china
to me he actually sounds like jay chow~
and his lips are so sexy lol
to me la
to bad he is not interested in getting signed by any record company
he's juz a dentist student who sings as a hobby~
no wonder its so hard to get details of him fr the net
all so limited nia~
T_T
leng cai ma?
=P
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
Big Bang
Awesome video by a korean band
Big Bang
[reminds me of p3 de big bang only lol]
Big Bang - Lies
notice the twist at the end
[dunno why its called Lies though, shud be
I'm Sorry That I Love You XD]
and have u ever seen Fei Lun Hai cry?
i first time see them cry ler~
esp WuZhun~~ so kelian~~~
he misses his mama~
[his mama passed away liao de]
Big Bang
[reminds me of p3 de big bang only lol]
Big Bang - Lies
notice the twist at the end
[dunno why its called Lies though, shud be
I'm Sorry That I Love You XD]
and have u ever seen Fei Lun Hai cry?
i first time see them cry ler~
esp WuZhun~~ so kelian~~~
he misses his mama~
[his mama passed away liao de]
tkj turned 20~
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