swt lagi

小学生造句
> >
> > 1.题目: 原来
> > 小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
> > 老师评语: 妈妈关切一下
> >
> > 2.题目: ..一边...........一边............ .
> > 小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
> > 老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~
> >
> > 3.题目: 其中
> > 小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
> > 老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？~~
> >
> > 4.题目: 一... 就....
> > 小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
> > 老师评语: 老师笑到不行..
> >
> > 5.題目: 你看
> > 小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊
> >
> > 6. 照样造句
> > 例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
> > 小朋友写: 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
> > 老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??
> >
> > 7.照样造句
> > 例题: 别人都夸我( )，其实我( )
> > 小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我( 是戴面具的)。
> > 老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???
> >
> > 8.题目: 好... 又好..
> > 小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...
> > 老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？
> >
> > 9.题目: 陆陆续续
> > 小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
> > 老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?
> >
> > 10.题目: 皮开肉绽
> > 小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
> > 老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。
> >
> > 11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
> > 小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
> > 老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗...
> > 还有一个更瞎的…
> > 小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
> > 老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~
> >
> > 12. 题目: 谢谢....因为......
> > 小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
> > 老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!
> >
> > 13.题目: 难过
> > 小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
> > 老师评语: 老师更难过......
> >
> > 14. 题目: 天才
> > 小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
> > 老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~
> >
> > 15.題目: 一… 便…
> > 小朋友写: 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。
> > 还有一個更瞎的…
> > 小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
> > 老师评语: 造句不要乱造...
> >
> > 16.題目: 又.....又.....
> > 小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
> > 老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?
> >
> > 17果然
> > 上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
> > 老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。
> > 小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！
> > 老师：…………
> >
> > 18 瓜分
> > 小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非
> > 老师：小傻瓜也分不清
> >
> > 19 好吃
> > 小朋友：好吃个屁
> > 老师：………
> >
> > 20 况且
> > 小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．
> > 老师：……………

swt =,="

batman is superman's son?!

Ah Beng's stories =,=

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

============ ========= ========= ======
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

============ ========= ========= ========= ===
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok..
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."

============ ========= ========= ========= ======
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board.

============ ========= ========= ========= ========
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on
other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "*o, how did you know I was here?"

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

============ ========= ========= ========= =========
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening
and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

T_T

last nite....
last nite....
last nite........

i dreamed that....









































































saya failed p1 and p3 T_T












p1 got 30m and p3 36m






















































!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

utada hikaru

prisoner of love



aiyo wei
jz tot that its a good song
so share it here

translation
With an indifferent face you tell a lie
Laughing until you feel sick
“Let’s have nothing but fun” you said

Feeling blue over desiring the impossible
Everyone is seeking tranquility
You’re struggling, but you’ve had enough
Now you’re chasing after a shadow of love

Since the day you appeared
My dull “everyday”s have begun to shine
Now I‘m able to think, “Feeling loneliness, being in pain - that’s not so bad”
I’m just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love


Through painful times and healthy times,
Stormy days and sunny days, let’s walk on together

I’m gonna tell you the truth
I chose an unforeseeably painful path
and you came to support me
You’re the only one I can call a friend

Fake displays of strength and avarice have become meaningless
I’ve been in love with you since that day
When I’m free, with time to spare, there’s no life in being alone
I’m just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love

Oh... Just a little more
Don’t you give up
Oh don’t ever abandon me
If the cruelty of reality tries to tear us apart
We’ll be drawn more closely to one another
Somehow, somehow, I have a feeling we’ll be able to stand firm
I’m just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love

Every day banalities quickly begin to shine brilliantly
You stole my heart that day
Loneliness and pain I thought I could deal with
I'm just a prisoner of love

Stay with me, stay with me
My baby, say you love me
Stay with me, stay with me
Don’t leave me alone again

pics !!!

wo wo~
so long didnt see FLH le~
XD

wanna share some pics here
jiro ooooo~
aaaaAAAA

sien~

waseh today so sien~
first time i wished that i had class =,=

ntg to do
so come here and blog lo

mm...
wanna talk about what le
o ya
we went and watch
journey to the centre of the earth
























at first i didnt wanan go de ler
tot its a dumdum movie lo
haha coz all looked so fake

then they say wanan watch the 3D de wor
so in the end i followed lo

waseh when reach pyramid
thr were so many ppl queueing up already
=,=

we went after micheal's class neh
still working hour wat
ish ish, abo all also acca student?
o.O

haha then our movie was gonna start d ma
so we were like aiyooo so many ppl
duno can sampai bo

mana tau...
sudd we saw....

there's a special line opened jz for the 3D punya
wahaha~

they really know how to do biz de =,=
expensive ticket of coz got special treatment de haha

waseh it cost RM17 neh
like tat de price can watch 2 movies d =,=
burn my money nia
hahah

so they gave us the 3D specs
and we watched lu

ok la
not bad

some parts really chi kek
XD

esp the dinosour part haha