PuRpLe MoOn - Never Look Back

2010-10-10T17:24:00.000+08:00

『被愛是幸福…被愛，無法體會愛情裡的酸甜苦澀，那是真的幸福嗎？還是悲哀？』

『愛人是痛苦…深愛著一個人，疼愛著他/她的一切，那真的是痛苦嗎？還是快樂？』

Linkinparkaemon

2010-09-16T20:17:00.001+08:00

today popo told me tat linkin park ada album baru wor~ called A Thousand Suns~ so far only heard 1 song~ quite nice~ but still prefer the previous album~

出殡

2010-09-11T21:35:00.001+08:00

從前有一個人叫阿爽，
他死了。
出殯那天，
他的家人哭喊：爽阿…爽阿。
路人不解，
問道：“你們爽甚麼啊？”
家人痛哭流涕：“爽死了…爽死了!”

最寂寞的熊猫

2010-06-30T13:21:00.003+08:00

Finally completed it ~

2010-04-04T21:42:00.001+08:00

cool monkey

2010-02-07T11:22:00.000+08:00

这故事，我哭了

2010-01-15T14:46:00.001+08:00

鐵罐是個很懂事的女孩，家住屏東。
有一個週六下午，鐵罐補習回來，坐在客廳寫功課。
這時突然門鈴作響，懂事的鐵罐趕緊跑去開門，
她看到一個英俊高大的男士站在那裡。
心裡正猶豫他是誰的時候,媽媽從廚房走出來看到他露出欣喜的笑
容，這時媽媽突然回頭對鐵罐說：「叫爸爸！」，

鐵罐心想：「好奇怪，這個男的是誰，為什麼我要叫他爸，難道 ..媽 ... ？」

媽媽看鐵罐一點動靜都沒有，就再一次對她說：「叫爸爸！」
鐵罐還是無動於衷，
瞪著眼睛望著媽媽和那個男人，
決定以沉默代表自
己最後的人性尊嚴。

媽媽大聲且語帶威脅的說：「快給我叫爸爸！」
鐵罐和媽媽僵持著。
媽媽急了也火了，
伸出右手狠狠的打了鐵罐一巴掌，
並且大吼：「叫爸爸！」

鐵罐頓時傻了沒想到媽媽竟會為了一個陌生男人而打他
，鐵罐難過的哭了出來，對著陌生人說：「爸爸..... 」

媽媽這時說：
「你白癡阿 ~~~~~~~~ 你這樣叫爸爸，他聽的到嗎？
人家來修水塔你趕快到房裡去叫爸爸帶他上頂樓。」

我哭了.... 笑到哭了~~~~~~~~~~~~哈哈哈哈......

累

2009-12-30T22:43:00.000+08:00

累累累 all i can say and feel is this T_T
me really 好累好累~

help~

and its jz the beginning of peak
die looooooo

2009-11-27T13:03:00.000+08:00

wad would u do if u almost killed ur boss's fishes..

doraemon office

2009-11-16T13:15:00.009+08:00

full of doraemons
would u like to work in an office like this?
i would !

halloween

2009-11-01T11:45:00.001+08:00

happy halloween guys ^^

oops, last nite i dreamt that i got chased by cats =,=

all i did was jz a *miao* to them
and all of them got crazy

hmm.. maybe tat *miao* meant smtg rude to them o.O

i like cats, but hey if ur gonna chase me like tat
i'm gonna find some wild dogs to go after u Grrr...
hmph~!

happi diwali

2009-10-22T22:24:00.003+08:00

omg

these days can only thinking about

*wad docs the client still owe me*
*wad thing is still pending*
*audit procedures*
*audit procedures*
*audit procedures*
*where is the damn GL*

*wad date is today?*
*wait, its the 15 or 30th already?
damn, time sheet*

*when can we go for lunch?*
*when can we go home?*

*who else is resigning, xxx? how unsurprised*
*owh look who's calling me,
cool, it's my senior, time to hit the reject button*

i love my job

睡覺時，禁戴的６種東西

2009-09-22T16:53:00.002+08:00

睡覺時，禁帶６種東西
最後一種最嚴重，小心可能致命 ! !

人的睡眠是最完整、最系統、最有效的休息方法，
也是科學養生的重要內容。

但如果
忽略了睡眠中的一些細小事情，
會對健康不利。

1 戴「錶」睡覺。

有的人喜歡戴著手錶睡覺，
這不僅會縮短手錶的使用壽命，
更不利於健康。

因為手錶
特別是夜光錶有鐳輻射，量雖極微，
但專家認為，長時間的積累可導致不良後果。

2 戴「牙」睡覺。

一些人習慣戴著假牙睡覺，
往往睡夢中不慎將假牙吞入食道，
假牙的鐵鉤可能會刺破食道旁的主動脈弓，
引起大出血甚至危及生命。

因此，戴假牙的人臨睡前最好取下假牙清洗乾淨，
既有利於口腔衛生，又可安全入眠。

3 戴「罩」睡覺。

美國夏威夷文明病研究所通過調查５０００多位女性發現，
每天戴乳罩超過１２個小時的女人，

罹患乳腺癌的可能性比短時間戴或根本不戴的人高出２０倍以上。
女人戴乳罩是為了展示美或保護乳房，
而晚上睡覺就沒有這個必要了。

4 帶「機」睡覺。

有的人為了通話方便，晚上睡覺時將手機放在頭邊。
美國專家詹姆斯·庫克指出，各種電子設備，
如彩電、冰箱、手機等在使用和操作過程中，
都有大量不同波長和頻率的
電磁波釋放出來，
形成一種電子霧，

影響人的神經系統和生理功能的紊亂，
雖然釋放量極微，
但不可不防。

5 帶「妝」睡覺。

有些女性尤其是青年女性，
她們往往在睡覺前懶得卸妝。
須知，帶著殘妝豔容睡覺，
會堵塞你的肌膚毛孔，

造成汗液分泌障礙，
妨礙細胞呼吸，
長時間下去還會誘發粉刺，
損傷容顏。
所以，睡前卸妝洗臉很有必要，
可以及時清除殘妝對顏面的刺激，

讓肌膚得到充分呼吸，
僅可保持皮膚的潤澤，
還有助於早入夢鄉。

6 帶「別人的老婆」睡覺。
可能沒睡醒就被別人打死-_-

2009-09-22T16:02:00.000+08:00

saw this somewhere

结婚是要找一个爱你的人，
恋爱就是找个你爱的人，
恋爱的任务是让你爱的人变成爱你的人

haha real mou？

Doraemon craze~

2009-09-11T23:07:00.018+08:00

ultraman

2009-09-05T21:14:00.002+08:00

before the football match

pray dulu
*notice - even the enemy monster also prays together*

huhu so gancheong

hurray dah menang~
nasib baik ada pray tadi

ultraman also watch football =,=

pics

2009-08-25T23:30:00.003+08:00

haha ok time for some pics

i took this while at JB
the client gave us a nice room
and this is how we messed it up
with all our working papers and their files

cool aint it?

*mission*
spot my bottle

oh yay u managed to spot it in less than 1 sec
but yes ur getting no prize from me

even i cant believe it myself too
when i look back at this pic

but with so much work to do
and having time as ur enemy
u cant afford to be tidy anyway

so, hate to say this
but auditors are a mess =(

eek

2009-08-23T23:56:00.004+08:00

H1N1
is getting more serious

everyone pls wash ur hands as often as u can
especially be4 consuming ur meals

sunway college ada seorang student dah kena tau tak?
pls becareful

avoid contact with ppl if u can

anyway, attended p5 the last week
felt kinda good going back to college
even though its for the wrong reason.

my new classmate is working at PwC
according to her
the partners even invited the parents of the newly joined staff
to have dinner with them

hmm... why is tat neccesary i wonder
but free dinner, why not haha

even met my colleagues at college too,
felt kinda weird seeing the ppl u meet at work
at the place where u used to study

it jz doesnt seem right
haha
o well

xD

2009-08-12T00:33:00.003+08:00

huhu~
paiseh haven been updating for a long time

so far i'm still auditing IOI
quite fun lo,
coz it's a big company
and there is a big team of us going in thr

so can get to know alot of colleagues

now i finally understand why it is more fun to work
at client's place than at office

right after we came back from JB
thr was a few days tat we work at office be4 heading to IOI HQ again

and tat few days
i can feel the pressure my senior got from the manager + partner
and i cant go home early~
go back also 11+/12+

at IOI
latest also will work until 8pm+
coz the client also wanna balik
muahhaha

sometimes u'd feel tat going into commercial would be so cool
coz sharp at 5pm u can see the staff heading home and the lights of their sections
would be switched off

so envy xD

anyway, nx week on 17 is our big day
wish everyone all the best
good or bad also have to take it in a positive way

T_T

2009-07-01T22:07:00.004+08:00

today start work le~
at BDO~
wahahha~

first time met my manager~
straight ask me~
*can travel?*

*can*

*ok nx week we go to Johor*

*!!!*

omg~~

first job jiu audit IOI corporation
cham liao~
they say tis company have alot of work de~

and wo hai bu ren shi ni men ler~
wanna travel and stay together le?~
help~

Taiwan~

2009-06-23T11:39:00.035+08:00

Juz came back from 1 week's trip to Taiwan
muahaha come near me if u dare
with all this H1N1 (前称"猪留感") going on
it's rather scary isnt it?
even now we've got a skol closed down coz of tis decease

anyway, i'm all right
so let me jz share some photos here

we took a bullet train from TaoYuan to Taipei,
it was my first time and it was pretty cool,
with the train going 214km/hr

den we went to Taipei's 101 mall

the view from inside,
even spotted 河滨公园~

went to the tourist market too

with so many artists from here,
they told me tat its common for them to have artists buying food from them~
how i wish i could meet FeiLunHai T_T

owh tis stall is a pretty famous one,
u can see many ppl lining up to get this piece of chicken~
coz its big and cheap
RM5.50 per piece

tomato pickle
best ever i've tried

Aladdin City in Taiwan?
hmmm...

lol actually its the LiuFu (六福) Theme Park
tis is jz part of it

getting my fat ass up the horsie,
yeah its a fake one

hoho~ tis was taken in KaoXiong (高雄)
yeah its in the south of Taiwan,
so imagine the bus ride we took from Taipei (north) to Tainan
it was crazy

but the Ong Lai here is sweet ooo~

2009 World Games would be held here in KaoXiong

Alishan, located btw Taipei and KaoXiong
hei hei, ever heard of the song
阿里山的姑娘美如水呀~阿里山的少年壮如山呀~
i got to see the *guniang* thr and they were really pretty wahhaa
but not many are left, coz most of them moved to the city already oo

wasabi plant lol
i nvr knew Taiwan had wasabi too

we went to the Flying Cow Ranch too (飞牛牧场)
moo moo~
the hotel here provided everything in milk~
milk shampoo, milk soap~

even the steamboat soap was milk~

tis Flying cow ranch was also the place where the shot the
熏衣草电视剧

behind me are the lavender plant

at Confucious Temple
he looks like a statue..

but he's not~
he's for real lol

kasi mati~!

Taiwan taxi
macam New York punya
yellow yellow de

wearing a mask is pretty common here too,
but i'm telling u,
it's not as comfortable as it looks,
i can hardly breathe in there
X_X

o ya, i'd like to introduce smtg here too
tis jz isnt a normal cabbage oo

i learned about tis when we went to the National Gallery
tis cabbage was a gift to the emperor (清光绪皇帝) when he married 瑾贵妃
if u look closely, thr are 2 grasshopper in the top part
a grasshopper only have 1 partner for his whole life,
so tis represents 百年好合

den thr's also grasshopper egg,
so it represents the blessing to have many grandchildren lo

and the best part is above is green while the bottom is white
tis represents that the bride is "qingqing baibai" (清清白白)
lol so meaningful eh?

tis cabbage is one of the most important piece in the National Gallery

日本28個星宿

2009-05-15T10:47:00.001+08:00

日本28個星宿

傳說日本有28個星宿可以反應出人們的戀愛傾向，戀愛若有不順暢，可從星宿解自己的戀愛性向，了解自己最需要的是什麼，找一個適合自己的人，免於戀愛失敗...

1月6日～1月19日　女宿：冰封的心

你整天以為戀愛對自己可有可無，覺得朋友、家人，甚至事業都比戀愛重要。所以就對所有追求者，都會拒人於千里之外。其實你並不是那麼冰冷的人，只是你還沒有遇到你的真命天子。只要有一個強而有力，令你覺得他好有動力的人向你展開熱烈追求，你這座冰山就會融化，乖乖地跟隨他。

1月20日～1月29日　虛宿：野性難馴

同你在一起的情人會很沒有安全感，因為你太討厭約束，整天濫用自由，覺得自己是一隻雀鳥，於是就安心的去做出種種不負責任的事情。你最討厭自私、無理取鬧的對象，但對於飛來的艷福，你會毫無招架之力，不知道拒絕，弄出好多糾纏不清的霧水情緣。

1月30日～2月8日　危宿：前衛戀人

你的戀愛態度別人很難理解，忘年戀、多角戀、師生戀、婚外情等，你全部可以接受，而且還很有可能會發生你身上。能夠理解你的自然就能和你成為好朋友，順理成章地很可能與你發展成情侶。不過其實你有很多這類的好朋友，所以桃花運指數還挺高的。

2月9日～2月18日　室宿：絕對空虛

你很難找到一個令你投入去愛的戀人，不過不知是好運還是不好運，你不介意同那些沒什麼感情基礎的人談戀愛，在人前也可扮作恩愛情侶，但其實你內心是很空虛寂寞的，整天好像不知自己在做什麼，你除了需要一個真正去愛的人，還需要一個心理醫生。

2月19日～3月5日　壁宿：平凡是福

平淡如水的感情生活比較適合你，因為你感情太脆弱，經不起愛海的驚濤駭浪，就算是小小的漣漪，都教你死去活來。你喜愛情人的撫摸，就算多不開心，只要投入了情人的懷抱，就可以把創傷撫平。你嚮往婚姻生活，希望和情人可以白髮齊眉，兒孫滿堂。

3月6日～3月20日　奎宿：來者不拒

你非常享受被暗戀、被追求的感覺，任何類型的追求者你都來者不拒，你也很容易接受他人的愛。你對每段情開始時都充滿幻想，有時將對方想得太理想化，到實際交往時發覺事與願違，往往嫌棄對方達不到你的理想而提出分手。所以你換情人和換衣服一樣的頻繁。

3月21日～4月19日　婁宿：開心積極

你性格樂天，整天面帶笑容，象一個鮮嫩紅蘋果一樣，情人和你一齊會沒有壓力，很開心。
你的戀愛態度積極主動，如果是女孩就不會介意女追男。
你討厭拖泥帶水，糾纏不清的戀情，一旦不小心陷入了三角戀，就算自己不是第三者，你都一定會是首先退出的那一個。

4月20日～4月30日　昂宿：談情至上

為愛情，你可以犧牲所有，為對方無條件的付出。你渴望愛情充塞你所有時間，甚至每一條血管。不過你的擇偶條件卻不算太高，只要情人對你好就足夠了。你每開始一段感情，進展都可以好快，甚至很快就有談婚論嫁的衝動，因此你往往比人早婚。

5月1日～5月10日　畢宿：戀愛冷感

你可以說是患上『戀愛冷感症』，你為人太理智、太冷靜，戀愛也一樣，要經過多重分析，例如想一下對方的外貌、身材、家產、背景…你必須知道談戀愛有時是不可以太理智！
有時太深思熟慮，對方的熱情冷卻之後才後悔就太遲了。

5月11日～5月20日　觜宿：問題伴侶

你對愛侶有很大的疑心，所以經常問對方“昨晚去了哪”、“為什麼這麼晚才復機”等問題，令愛侶不勝其煩。
不過你決不會將自己全部奉獻給對方，最好對方愛你百分百，自己愛對方百分之八十，因為這樣才能讓你有十足的安全感。

5月21日～6月5日　參宿：研究異性

頭腦靈活的你，對戀愛充滿好奇心，研究不同性格的異性是你的一種嗜好。
還好你的約束力夠，一旦開始了一段感情就會收斂你這方面的好奇心。
你的理想對象最好是多才多藝，天天可以帶給你新鮮感的人。

6月6日～6月21日　井宿：情場殺手

你喜愛無拘無束的愛情生活，談戀愛最好只談風花雪月，不要涉及你的私人生活。
對於未來、婚姻等話題會叫你太沉重。
你也算是挺花心的人，但由於外表能騙人，所以還是給異性忠誠專一的感覺，亦憑住這種特質，你輕易成為愛情的殺手。

6月22日～7月7日　鬼宿：神主使者

你認為戀愛是神聖而崇高的情****，注重精神層面的滿足，甚至神交也可以。
你相信只要互相深愛對方，就算不是整天見面，或者相隔萬里，兩人的感情也可以維繫。
你對另一半非常信任，能給他十足的自由度及私人空間，不過小心因此而令他覺得你對他不夠關心。

7月8日～7月22日　柳宿：容易受騙

你思想天真，很容易被甜言蜜語及浪漫氣氛所影響，就算遇到一個自己不太喜歡的人，只要對方嘴甜，當時的環境又有浪漫氣氛，那你就會很容易地奉獻自己，但激情過後又會後悔不已。
小心月滿當空的日子，月亮的引力會令你的自制能力減到最低，你會做出一些意想不到的事情。

7月23日～8月1日　星宿：妒火中燒

性格爽朗的你，最不喜歡搞地下情，希望成為大家祝福的一對，不過你的妒忌心比人強，對方稍有些風吹草動，你都會大興問罪之師。
所以與你談戀愛，對方會有很大壓力，不敢出什麼差錯。
你比較喜歡年紀比你大好多的伴侶，因為這樣給你穩定的感覺。

8月2日～8月11日　張宿：愛之獵物

你的戀愛態度非常認真，最恨那些不認真、玩戀愛遊戲的人。一旦發覺情人視愛情為玩物，你一定會瀟灑地立即抽身離去。
不幸的是你觀察力弱，分不清哪個是真心，哪個是騙子，結果又成為情場殺手的獵物。
你的真愛會是３０歲前後出現，之前的那些都不過是過路蜻蜓。

8月12日～8月22日　翼宿：溫柔如水

你天性溫柔如水，無論同性異性都很願意與你親近，因此很容易招惹同性戀者青睞。你不容伴侶對你有半點異心，一旦發覺你會非常憤怒，所以你分手的經驗應比別人多。
不過好在你受大眾歡迎，所以都不缺乏愛情滋潤。

8月23日～8月26日　軫宿：古典浪漫

你對愛情步步為營，有自己獨特的要求，認為愛情應充滿古典浪漫，例如你喜愛在月下海邊，一面聽古典音樂，一面淺嘗美酒，與情人在細沙上跳著華爾滋。但太理想的愛情往往會令你和愛情絕緣。

8月27日～9月22日　角宿：角色扮演

愛情對你來說好像是毒品，一旦談戀愛，你便會沉溺在自己的世界裡，把自己當成是電影或愛情小說主角。
最慘的是你沉醉在自己的幻想空間裡，從不理解對方的感受，令對方難以接近，整天覺得被冷落。

9月23日～10月7日　亢宿：社交能手

你是一個社交能手，經常可以引人注目。你追求高貴的情人，因此愛情往往是球場或高級場所發生。
你換情人的速度相當之快，因為你永遠相信一山還有一山高，整天覺得身邊的伴侶比不上別人的好。

10月8日～10月23日　氐宿：一擊即中

你身邊整天都有一大堆朋友陪伴左右，所以就算你沒有談戀愛，人家也以為你有，斷送了你好多良緣。不過若你主動出擊，表明心意，成功率會相當之高。好多時候，你的戀情是由友情轉化而成，多些留意你身邊的朋友吧。

10月24日～11月2日　房宿：等得太久

外冷內熱的你，不懂如何去表達自己的感情，使得別人以為你好高傲，難以接近。
就算你身邊有異性對你有意思，都可能因為你整天掛著一副沉默認真的樣，而不敢向你表白。
你整天覺得“再看看吧”，往往就因為你太猶豫，搞到自己都沒人愛了。

11月3日～11月12日　心宿：有性沒愛

你對肉體關係看得很隨便，可以有性沒愛，更相信真愛可以由性開始。
你每段感情都不會很長久，不是你嫌人家悶，就是人家嫌你悶。其實你內心長處寂寞狀態，很希望和一個了解自己的人長相廝守，只不過不相信自己可以找到這樣的人。

11月13日～11月22日　尾宿：感情包袱

你感情豐富，一旦開始談戀愛，便會認定對方是托付終生的對象。
若對方做出越軌的行為，你也會忍氣吞聲，不會提出分手。
愛情實在叫你太沉重，你根本不能夠放開心情去享受。

11月23日～12月7日　箕宿：活力充沛

在感情世界裡，你活力十足，精力充沛，經常一腳踏幾船。
你崇尚自由戀愛，自由到有時自己都不知自己在做什麼。
對婚姻生活你十分之反感，認為是扼殺你個人自由。
在沒有戀愛的日子，你會好不自在，坐立不安，沒有什麼可以填滿你生活上的空白。

12月8日～12月21日　斗宿：渴望無限

你時刻渴望愛與被愛的感覺，理想是可以發生一段『鐵達尼式』的情緣，轟轟烈烈愛一場。
你很懂得為情人製造浪漫，不過距離你的理想戀愛還很遠，你常因此而鬱鬱寡歡，若不放開懷抱，你和你的情人都會愛得好辛苦。

12月22日～1月5日　牛宿：愛得認真

你對每段戀情都投入認真，絕不會玩一玩戀愛遊戲或者一腳踏兩船。暗戀的滋味雖然使你患得患失，但你另一方面卻非常享受。一旦得到暗戀對象的認同，受到愛情滋潤的你會心花怒放，有時還可能會不小心講錯話，而得罪情人。
不過基本上你對情人十分尊重，是一個包容的人

Karangan Terbaik UPSR

2009-04-16T22:14:00.001+08:00

Karangan budak darjah 4

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting
Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

how to be a ninja

2009-04-16T17:57:00.000+08:00

2009-04-15T10:17:00.002+08:00

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
As they lay down for the night,
Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"

Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."

zhadou de wedding invitation

2009-04-08T12:37:00.002+08:00

Earth Hour

2009-03-29T09:59:00.001+08:00

march 28th, 8.30pm - 9.30pm

did u guys switch off the lights?
xD
well our hse did >.<
self created sort of 停电
hahas

丈夫说谎的最高境界

2009-03-16T12:30:00.003+08:00

有一對夫婦，
丈夫很喜歡打保齡球但也很怕老婆，老婆很愛抽煙，

一天晚上，老婆發現在自己的煙抽完了，便叫丈夫去買，
丈夫沒有辦法只好去買

可是已經很晚了，附近的小賣部都關門了，這可把丈夫急壞了
丈夫突然想到酒吧應該有賣煙的，於是丈夫去了，

到了酒吧那個丈夫一眼就看見吧台座著一位漂亮的小姐
於是他走過前去跟那位小姐聊天，

然後就一起去開房，後面的你們都應該知道

到了半夜，丈夫突然想到忘了給自己的太太買煙了，又怕自己的太太知道這件事後會打死他

於是他就問那位小姐有沒有滑石粉，小姐很奇怪但還是給他了，丈夫將滑石粉塗到自己的手上就回家了

剛進家門丈夫就看見老婆氣衝衝的站在那，
老婆問丈夫：“你死哪去了！”!

丈夫就老老實實的回答說：“路邊沒有地方賣煙，我就去酒吧了到了酒吧我看見一位漂亮的小姐，我就過去聊聊，
然後我們就去開房

妻子聽完後對丈夫說：“把你的手伸出來！”

丈夫乖乖的伸出了手讓妻子看，
妻子大怒說道：“你的手怎麼回事！
還不說你是去跟朋友去打保齡球了！

p6~

2009-03-13T16:24:00.000+08:00

eek !
i jz realised tat p6 exam is gonna be
on 1st June

so fast liao neh

小明要去朋友家

2008-11-22T03:32:00.002+08:00

有一天小明要去小華家，問媽媽可不可以
媽媽說：「車子過了才可以過馬路」 (小華家在對面)
小明說：「好」

結果小明10分鐘之後哭著跑回來說：

「都沒有車子過去…」

cool~

2008-11-14T21:21:00.003+08:00

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has
missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;
a mature and distinguished man with grey hair,
impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps
out of the car and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father,
the mother and the girl, and tells them,
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal
family situation, but I'll take charge.'

If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores,
a townhouse, a beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $5,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, it will be a factory and $2,000,000
each. However, if there is a miscarriage,
what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and
tells him,

'Then,

' you try again.'

yEng nYer

2008-11-05T13:40:00.004+08:00

浪漫的道歉

2008-11-03T21:39:00.001+08:00

婚後，妻子還是和談戀愛時一樣，霸道蠻橫不講理。

這天夫婦倆本是說好一起去會朋友的，可走到半路妻子又不講理地喝斥起老公來，老公平時都是言聽計從的，可這次不知怎麼，竟來了牛脾氣，一扭頭，他回家不去了，頭一次把妻子丟在馬路上，妻子當時氣得眼淚都快流出來了，但不能認輸，她只有賭氣地單刀赴會了。

晚上十一點鐘妻子回家，見房裏燈都關了，心想老公是睡著了，便沒有按鈴，掏鑰匙開門時，發現門上貼著紙條，上寫：你必須向我道歉！
妻子憤憤地想，我還沒有找你算帳呢！

進屋後開燈關門，發現門後又貼著一紙條，
上寫：或者把我皮鞋擦亮也行。
妻子罵道，呸！我給你擦個屁。

換鞋時發現，她的拖鞋上又有一個紙條，上寫：呸，擦個屁！
妻子感到好笑，她心想，要我道歉，我都要一個星期不理你了，你心裏有數點好不好。

妻子去洗漱，口杯上又有一個紙條，
上寫：如果你不知道該怎樣向我道歉的話，書桌上有提示。
妻子急忙跑到書桌旁，只見桌上放著半頁紙，
正面寫著：把背面的話對我大聲念兩遍就行了。

翻到背面，見上面貼著一張報紙上撕下來的廣告，
廣告詞是這樣寫的：做女人，每個月都幾天心煩的日子 ......
妻子又想笑，他以為是我'好事'來了，心煩才對他發脾氣的？幹嘛不說我更年期到了，那樣豈不是更好下臺階，可笑。妻子的氣消了一多半。

洗漱完後，妻子上床，見老公扭頭在一邊睡著了，她也不理他，打開床頭燈想看幾頁書再睡，這是她多年來的習慣。打開書，裏面又有一個紙條，
上寫：我知道你心裏已經很難過了，你覺得對不住我，有點難過了就行，也不必自責了。其實我也該檢討，要不是我發現馬路對面表哥他們正想看我的笑話，我是不會跟你作對的，男人嘛，除了在外人面前要點面子外，誰會沒事跟自己老婆過不去呀。

妻子心裏一陣發熱，覺得自己是有點過分了，
對不住老公，便雙手抱著他的頭，
扳過臉來，卻發現老公臉頰上還寫著兩個大字：

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.

.

.

.

親我。

2008-10-31T10:59:00.001+08:00

Malaysian visitor at the immigration office.

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, I've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something I never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*
Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr...

sei rabbit

2008-10-31T10:40:00.003+08:00

jz post tis rabbit here ba,
coz reminds me of the earlier post of the 3 dumdums

O.O

2008-10-30T13:28:00.002+08:00

One day, Ah Choy & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw something in their path.

"Wait!" cried Ah Choy.

"Wat is dat ho?"

"Yah ho! Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng.

"Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely. "Eee.. look like s*** lah!" say Ah Choy.

"Hmmm..smell like * also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.

Ah Choy then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like s***!"

Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confident, he said, "Confirm is s***!"

Then they smiled at each other, "Wah! lucky we didn't step on it."

=,=

anyway, this cat is cute~

o.O

2008-10-25T21:19:00.002+08:00

一封老板看了会晕倒的履历表

Name: Ah Boy

Age: Still young

Sex: Never. Still under age

Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before

Race: I love to race, how you know?

Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo

IC Number: 6735

Telephone number: House no telephone

Hand phone number: 3310

Address: Penang Jelutong

City: Nor Haliza?

Postcode: I never post anything

State: In my family, I am 2nd

Country: I love to travel to Canada

Marriage status: Secret

Email Address: Hotmail

Education Background: My teacher said not bad

Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD

Father's name: Daddy

Father's IC: You ask him

Mother's name: Mummy

Mother's IC: You ask her

Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood

Expected Salary: As much as you can pay

When can start work: Depends on my mood

Highest qualification: Ya, very high

Grade: Ya, very high

College/University: College

Signature: Can I use chop?

十個看完九個瘋

2008-10-11T21:27:00.003+08:00

disclaimer:

read this only if u really have ntg else better to do

start le lu....

一天魔王抓走公主,公主一直叫.
魔王 :「你尽管叫破喉咙吧...没有人会来救你的....」
公主 :「破喉咙..破喉咙..」
没有人:「公主..我来救你了...」
魔王 :「说曹操曹操就到...」
曹操:「魔王..你叫我干嘛..」
魔王 :「哇勒..看到鬼」
鬼 :「靠!被发现了..」
靠 :「阿鬼,你看的到我喔...」
魔王 :「Oh,My God!」
上帝 :「谁叫我?」
谁 :「没有人叫你阿...」
没有人:「我哪有?装蒜啊!」
蒜 :「谁在装我?」
谁 :「又说我?你们找麻烦啊?」
麻烦 :「哪一个找我?」
哪一个:「找你?我才没有...咦,这儿有好多人.」
好多人:「我才刚到耶……你是谁?」
哪一个:「我才不是谁.」
谁 :「他才不是我.」
公主 :「大家都是来救我的吗?」
大家都:「我不是来救你的,是来看热闹的.」
热闹 :「我有什麽好看的?」
上帝 :「不关我的事,先走了.」
魔王 :「你回答一个问题再走,为什麽这麽多人救公主?我这个魔王怎麽演下去?」
下去 :「你好好的魔王不干,演我做什麽?」
公主 :「魔王若是没有人演,我就可以走了.」
没有人:「若是我演魔王,怎麽会让你走...」
怎麽会:「我才不让公主走,我要看热闹.」
热闹 :「看我干什麽?」
什麽 :「你居然要『干』我?流氓!」
你居然 :「我哪有?」
我 :「关我什麽事ㄚ?」
魔王 :「靠!我要疯了.......」
靠:「喊我干什么!...」
疯了 :「你要我干啥?」
你要我 :「我什麽都不知道ㄚ!」
我什麽都不 :「我哪知啊!」
我哪知 :「我在这里ㄚ!有人在叫我吗?」
有人:「我没有叫你啊!」
我没有:「谁叫他了啊?」
谁:「冤枉啊...我没有...」
我没有:「我可没冤枉你啊...」
你:「谅你也不敢.」
谅你:「谁说我不敢!?」
谁:「拜托啊...我什麽都没说啦」
我什麽都没:「你要我说什麽?」
我什麽都不:「...你...你不就是我那失散多年的兄弟吗?」
我那失散多年的兄弟:「拷...我名字取这麽长...也会被叫到啊...」
谁:「...我要赶快离开这个是非之地」
是非:「原来这里是我的地盘啊...」
我什麽都不&没:「你们别吵阿拉在讲话啦...」
你们别吵阿拉:「我没有在讲话啊...」
我没有:「我才没有讲话咧!...」
我什麽都不:「-_-...走...阿拉到外面去聊...」
走:「人家不好意思啦...(扭捏)」
我什麽都没:「关你屁事啊...闪啦...」(两兄弟生气的走出去)
关你屁事:「呜...为什麽赶我走...」
为什麽:「我没有要赶你走啦...乖...不要哭」
我没有:「喔...又关我啥事了」
关我啥事:「啥?有人叫我吗?」
有人:「谁要叫你啊...」
谁:「我真的要走了...T.T」
走:「人家真的不好意思啦...*V.V*」(谁不支倒地)
关你屁事:「...你不是我表妹吗?」
关我啥事:「...表哥...好久不见啦...」
好久:「我不是在这里嘛...」
魔王:「你们有完没完?」
完没完:「他才没有我」
你们:「我才没有他」
我才:「谁说的?」
谁:「叫我干吗?」
吗:「你居然要干我?」
你:「我才不会干他」
我才:「谁说我不会?」
谁:「冤枉!我没说……」
说:「叫我干吗?」
吗:「你们俩真不要脸!」
你们俩:「我要!我要!」
脸:「谁要我?」
谁:「我不要啊」
魔王:「快一点,再说我可要撵人啦」
人啦:「赶撵我?找K」
K:「谁找我?」
谁:「aaaaaaa!别提我的名字,再提我也K他!」
他:「别K我」
我:「谁要K我?」
谁:「终于让我逮找一个啦,杀呀…………」
一个啦:「别逮我」
我:「我也受够啦,谁再提我的名字,决不放过你!」
谁:「看我的降龙十八掌!」
我:「看我的九阴白骨爪!」
降龙十八掌:「我有什么好看的?」
九阴白骨爪:「我有啥好看的?」
什么好看的:「兄弟,我终于找着你啦!」
啥好看的:「哥,咱出去聊.」
魔王:「ma的...这是认亲大会啊.

Diff. Btw Man & Woman - Waking Up In The Morning

2008-09-30T17:08:00.010+08:00

random

2008-09-26T10:31:00.002+08:00

I Dun love U, doesnt mean I Hate U
I Love U, doesnt mean I Dun hate U

I Hate U, doesnt mean I Dun love U
I Dun Hate u, doesnt mean I Love U

o.O

hmmm

2008-09-20T22:38:00.001+08:00

i was just wondering
tat

if it's possible to turn back time
is thr anything tat u guys would like to chg?

P2, My Love

2008-08-30T23:29:00.003+08:00

i love big bang
i love big bang de T.O.P (Lengzai)
i love big bang de Lies (song)
i love to sleep
but i love h/w even more

even if thr will be fireworks outside later
i will still not take my eyes of u
my lovely h/w

oh, my love
dun ever leave me

i love Menon
so much tat i'm celebrating Merdeka with her
along with other fans of hers
i love P2
i love IFRS3 too
goodwill is so seXy
i love u so muchie
i will dream of u tonite

muacks

2008-08-25T10:33:00.000+08:00

good luck in pt

blessing in disguise?

2008-08-19T23:26:00.001+08:00

had p2 class jz now
7pm to 10pm

guess what?
i actually feel happier in her class tis time compared to previously

she is so much better
gosh~

going for progress test or not?
[shrugs]

results day

2008-08-18T14:21:00.003+08:00

lol to be honest
i aint TAT sad

the past isnt an issue now
no use asking why or how
the only thing tats on my mind is
how i'm going to make it thru the next round

will i be able to graduate within tis sem
=,=
tats my main concern
tis is the first time i feel tat
time isnt jz enuff

[how am i going to survive?]

-tats all i've got to share-

swt lagi

2008-08-16T17:49:00.000+08:00

小学生造句
> >
> > 1.题目: 原来
> > 小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
> > 老师评语: 妈妈关切一下
> >
> > 2.题目: ..一边...........一边............ .
> > 小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
> > 老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~
> >
> > 3.题目: 其中
> > 小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
> > 老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？~~
> >
> > 4.题目: 一... 就....
> > 小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
> > 老师评语: 老师笑到不行..
> >
> > 5.題目: 你看
> > 小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊
> >
> > 6. 照样造句
> > 例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
> > 小朋友写: 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
> > 老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??
> >
> > 7.照样造句
> > 例题: 别人都夸我( )，其实我( )
> > 小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我( 是戴面具的)。
> > 老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???
> >
> > 8.题目: 好... 又好..
> > 小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...
> > 老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？
> >
> > 9.题目: 陆陆续续
> > 小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
> > 老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?
> >
> > 10.题目: 皮开肉绽
> > 小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
> > 老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。
> >
> > 11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
> > 小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
> > 老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗...
> > 还有一个更瞎的…
> > 小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
> > 老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~
> >
> > 12. 题目: 谢谢....因为......
> > 小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
> > 老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!
> >
> > 13.题目: 难过
> > 小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
> > 老师评语: 老师更难过......
> >
> > 14. 题目: 天才
> > 小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
> > 老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~
> >
> > 15.題目: 一… 便…
> > 小朋友写: 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。
> > 还有一個更瞎的…
> > 小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
> > 老师评语: 造句不要乱造...
> >
> > 16.題目: 又.....又.....
> > 小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
> > 老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?
> >
> > 17果然
> > 上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
> > 老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。
> > 小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！
> > 老师：…………
> >
> > 18 瓜分
> > 小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非
> > 老师：小傻瓜也分不清
> >
> > 19 好吃
> > 小朋友：好吃个屁
> > 老师：………
> >
> > 20 况且
> > 小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．
> > 老师：……………

swt =,="

2008-08-12T12:44:00.000+08:00

batman is superman's son?!

Ah Beng's stories =,=

2008-08-04T10:54:00.004+08:00

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

============ ========= ========= ======
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

============ ========= ========= ========= ===
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok..
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."

============ ========= ========= ========= ======
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board.

============ ========= ========= ========= ========
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on
other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "*o, how did you know I was here?"

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

============ ========= ========= ========= =========
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening
and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

T_T

2008-08-01T10:02:00.004+08:00

last nite....
last nite....
last nite........

i dreamed that....

saya failed p1 and p3 T_T

p1 got 30m and p3 36m

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

utada hikaru

2008-07-28T08:59:00.001+08:00

prisoner of love

aiyo wei
jz tot that its a good song
so share it here

translation
With an indifferent face you tell a lie
Laughing until you feel sick
“Let’s have nothing but fun” you said

Feeling blue over desiring the impossible
Everyone is seeking tranquility
You’re struggling, but you’ve had enough
Now you’re chasing after a shadow of love

Since the day you appeared
My dull “everyday”s have begun to shine
Now I‘m able to think, “Feeling loneliness, being in pain - that’s not so bad”
I’m just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love

Through painful times and healthy times,
Stormy days and sunny days, let’s walk on together

I’m gonna tell you the truth
I chose an unforeseeably painful path
and you came to support me
You’re the only one I can call a friend

Fake displays of strength and avarice have become meaningless
I’ve been in love with you since that day
When I’m free, with time to spare, there’s no life in being alone
I’m just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love

Oh... Just a little more
Don’t you give up
Oh don’t ever abandon me
If the cruelty of reality tries to tear us apart
We’ll be drawn more closely to one another
Somehow, somehow, I have a feeling we’ll be able to stand firm
I’m just a prisoner of love
Just a prisoner of love

Every day banalities quickly begin to shine brilliantly
You stole my heart that day
Loneliness and pain I thought I could deal with
I'm just a prisoner of love

Stay with me, stay with me
My baby, say you love me
Stay with me, stay with me
Don’t leave me alone again

pics !!!

2008-07-23T22:28:00.009+08:00

wo wo~
so long didnt see FLH le~
XD

wanna share some pics here
jiro ooooo~
aaaaAAAA

sien~

2008-07-21T15:42:00.001+08:00

waseh today so sien~
first time i wished that i had class =,=

ntg to do
so come here and blog lo

mm...
wanna talk about what le
o ya
we went and watch
journey to the centre of the earth

at first i didnt wanan go de ler
tot its a dumdum movie lo
haha coz all looked so fake

then they say wanan watch the 3D de wor
so in the end i followed lo

waseh when reach pyramid
thr were so many ppl queueing up already
=,=

we went after micheal's class neh
still working hour wat
ish ish, abo all also acca student?
o.O

haha then our movie was gonna start d ma
so we were like aiyooo so many ppl
duno can sampai bo

mana tau...
sudd we saw....

there's a special line opened jz for the 3D punya
wahaha~

they really know how to do biz de =,=
expensive ticket of coz got special treatment de haha

waseh it cost RM17 neh
like tat de price can watch 2 movies d =,=
burn my money nia
hahah

so they gave us the 3D specs
and we watched lu

ok la
not bad

some parts really chi kek
XD

esp the dinosour part haha

huhu

2008-07-08T21:02:00.002+08:00

aaaaaAAAAA

ok la i am back T_T
my popo aka joyce tegur saya tadi
hu hu ask me not to abandon this baobei blog~

wahaha
i so long didnt on msn liao
sudd on
all attack me~
macam ak47

kadakadakada~~~!!!!
pengsan~

and
yoyo ~
this morning go singk at redbox with pam and soofong
waseh~
didnt know soofong is a banana
but hor~
she can really sing~
omg la~

not like us cina pek sing de~
really got bass de~
ada standard ~
jealousnyer T_T

then hor~
estimated the time wrongly T_T
thr were still so many songs pending
mana tau~

'ty for visting us, pls ensure u do not leave ur belongings behind'
appeared
T_T

in the end the last song is SHE de zhong guo hua lo
ish ish rap till so fast
how to sing la
T_T

apa la all the good songs are behind
suan le ba
next time sin~

XD

2008-06-29T11:46:00.002+08:00

today is Ah lui lui's ADELEE's Bday~
happy happy bday to her~~

and wanan share here a pic
these days de kids ar...
really no eye see

vids tat worth ur time watching

2008-06-19T12:39:00.002+08:00

*Japanese Human Art - Why Is My Girlfriend Mad

Human Tetris
[the ending vy zadou=,=]

Stay With You

2008-05-28T13:20:00.002+08:00

FLH's latest single
japanese lol

jiro's so cute in jap

"Stay With You" Japanese Lyrics:
ARRON:
fuki nuketa kaze ga yurashi teru shin ryoku no kaate n hito hira kimi no ho o ima kazaru shizuku
CALVIN:
nani o ieba ii ii takute demo ienai de iru
kowareta tokei mitai sa I can't step over myself
JIRO:
furu eteru kata o tsuyoku daki yosetai no ni
ALL:
I just wanna Stay With You
hitori de nakanai de
sono namida kawakasu yo o na I can be your sunshine forever
kesenai kizu nara kizuna ni kae nagara
mirai dake boku dake o mite We can be together zutto ei en ni
CHUN:
sumikitta sora to taiyo ga egao o okureru yo ni shime kitta mado
I keep on knocking on your door
JIRO:
tame ratta mama ja kiseki na n te oko senai
ALL:
I just wanna Stay With You
ima kimi ni tsuta e yo ano egao omo i daserusa I promise if I can be your one
kokoro no sokokara kimi wo aishiteru
itsu mademo hanasana i kara
I'll be there for you when you need me because I love you
kagi ga aku oto ga ima kiko e ta kigashita

English Translation:
The wind blowing through is swaying the new green curtain
One petal/drop is on your face.
What should I say? I want to say something but I can't
I am like a broken watch / clock. I can't step over myself.
Even though I just want to hold your shaking shoulders tight close to me.
I just wanna stay with you
Don't cry alone.
I can dry up those tears like I can be your sunshine forever
If you have a wound that cannot be healed
We can change it to a bond while you only look at the future and at me
We can be together forever.
The clear sky and sun is like giving you a smile.
The closed window
I keep on knocking on your door
Miracles can't happen if you hesitate like that
I just wanna stay with you
I wanna tell you now.
I promise if I can be your one, you will remember your smile again
I love you from the bottom of my heart.
I will never leave you
I'll be there for you when you need me because I love you
I think I heard the lock being opened just now.

CICAK T_T

2008-05-26T11:35:00.003+08:00

yor
i paling takut cicak one~
pian pian last nite hor
i had a nightmare of it !!!

T_T

i had a dream of cicak membiak-ing super fast !
god damn its so disgusting =,=
so many of them

then hor
dunno why its like dropping from the sky

waseh the dream was so real until i sudd woke up lol
woke up and straight away sit up on my bed
macam searching if they fall from the sky onto my bed

ish ish

=,=

scaryyyyy la cicak~
si cicak

haunt me for what

more pictures lol

2008-05-11T13:26:00.007+08:00

i came across tis singer last nite

name: 许嵩 Vae (Xu Song)
year of birth :1986
location: china

to me he actually sounds like jay chow~
and his lips are so sexy lol
to me la

to bad he is not interested in getting signed by any record company
he's juz a dentist student who sings as a hobby~
no wonder its so hard to get details of him fr the net
all so limited nia~
T_T

leng cai ma?
=P

happy mama's day

2008-05-11T13:24:00.002+08:00

lengcai jiro de new hair style lol
still so vy shuai~
these days vy lazy to blog
so jz post pics ba
XD

飞轮海万岁

2008-05-10T21:27:00.004+08:00

made by my fren
so jz wanna share it here
lol i got another Fei Lun Hai kaki wahha

Big Bang

2008-05-02T13:13:00.005+08:00

Awesome video by a korean band
Big Bang
[reminds me of p3 de big bang only lol]

Big Bang - Lies
notice the twist at the end

[dunno why its called Lies though, shud be
I'm Sorry That I Love You XD]

and have u ever seen Fei Lun Hai cry?
i first time see them cry ler~
esp WuZhun~~ so kelian~~~
he misses his mama~
[his mama passed away liao de]

tkj turned 20~

2008-05-02T11:59:00.019+08:00

Christine aka TKJ turned 20~
gong xi gong xi

XD

her bday cake was special
coz it had 20 candles on it~
wahhaaha

i've always wondered how it would be like
and that nite i finally get to see it~
kek api lol~

when the candles were blown off
there were so much asap~~

P3 - Business Analysis

2008-04-25T19:21:00.003+08:00

remember how we felt cheated in the mock?
coz ah Marcus said that we wouldnt have any analysis Q?

but then we had the analysis of current situation Q?

i tot that he was jz like Menon
purposely told us the wrong thing
so jz to test us

but what i heard right
is that Adrian* went to ask Marcus after the mock
and Marcus was like

got analysis Q meh?
then later only he was like aiya submitted the wrong paper liao~

haha
and in the part time class
Marcus was like
he did it on purpose

hahaha to hide the fact that he submitted the wrong paper la

haaha so funny~

anyway, my source is jz 'rumour rumour'

read this for fun only and at ur own expense
do not hold me liable

i repeat

do not hold me liable
for i do not want to be held responsible for any inaccuracy of the facts

*Name has been changed to protect identity

gula-gula~

2008-04-13T12:00:00.005+08:00

mock in 1 more week's time
aaaaaaAAAA
i'm so dead

T_T

i got another lame one,
wanna hear

gula gula rite,
its betina or jantan?
male or female?

answer is female
but why le

coz 糖会生蚂蚁....
tang hui sheng ma yi...

paiseh la
these days i mix with vy cold de ppl
everyday tell me these de
hahahhaa

keras kepala nyer =,=

2008-04-08T21:48:00.003+08:00

wuwuwuuw
this morning was so scary~

i was driving to coll rite,
then there was an ah pa and his little daughter who wanan cross the road ma
so i was very good hearted stopped and let them cross lor

i only paid attention to them
so after they crossed rite,
i masuk gear satu
move forward liao

mana tau sudd i realised
there was some1 infront my car too~~~

i almost knocked him
wuwuuwuw

luckily i breaked on time

that guy was also like vy paiseh
coz he knew tat he also curi curi cross de

so that situation was kinda awkward lo
he looked at me and smile smile
and i also vy paiseh ma look bk at him smile smile

also showing that i'm sorry la

both also know ownself de fault
hahhaha

but i was thinking~
he was almost knocked down
still have the mood to smile at me~

geng nyer~

then my fren shared his story with me too

its like this de

there was a time when 5 of them were in the car
all frens ma
so talk talk n drive
(abit dai sei de, why talk talk)

then sudd the driver knocked onto an indo guy

it was so serious until the front window crashed
the indo guy's head hit until crash haha

but then hor
that guy got up
rub rub his head
and say

takpe takpe

wahseh~
ppl's glass also crash d his head still ntg

really keras kepala....

haha

patah here patah there

2008-04-03T12:33:00.003+08:00

wahhaha i like this pic~

so cute

anyway,
as i was waiting at the traffic light
i noticed that the car beside me was moving backwards~~

i was like omg he's gonna hit the car behind him
n i noticed tat the driver was like looking down
guess he was looking at hp ba

then luckily that guy realised his car was moving too
and he managed to break on time
it was so so so so close liao~
haha he looked so panicky~

and i checked out on the car behind his car too
wanna know if the driver behind was scared too or not

mana tau~
that ah pek behind was..

ba zhe ta de bi mao
=,=

means pulling his nose hair la
yor ppl so busy until didnt realise
that his car was so closed to kena langgar la

haha

but for me the funny thing was
imagining if the front car really langgar him
then he was using that thing to pull his nose hair ma

will kena cucuk ma?
hahahahhaa
coz of the impact

yor if kena sure vy sakit one
XD

but now i think back
wat was the rite thing to do ar
if that driver really didnt realise

i was supposed to beep beep ma?
to give warning

haha

bu zhi dao le
that time was like vy fast
i also didnt think of what to do

only know how to watch
haha

and hor
these days
i keep getting dreams of me taking P2 test
T_T

miss menon fang guo wo ba
even in my dream also wanna haunt me

wo yue lai yue bu xi huan P2 liao~
dunno why

haihz

i heard another lame joke
wanna hear ma?

dunno u heard be4 or not la
but i kongsi here

an elephant cross the bridge rite,
what do u think will patah?

so the answer is tulang patah la

so comes the next Q

after the elephant fell down and broke his tulang rite
a semut came to the bridge too
and what patah this time le?

answer is the semut
patah

balik wor

got it?
patah balik...

=,=
swt ma

not my joke lai de ar
dun come find me

lame sekali lagi

2008-03-30T17:27:00.003+08:00

lol i just learned a new term for
kiam siap
(stingy)

it's horse

why call horse le?
horse means ma wor,
kuda wor

coz what sound does a horse make when it gallops?

ke de kut
ke de kut
ke de kut lor

=,-

really gou lame

蜡笔小新

2008-03-27T00:34:00.005+08:00

Crayon ShinChan's dog is called as
Xiao Bai rite?

so what happens if he has 2 xiao bai(s)
what would he call the 2nd dog?

little rabbit lo

mmm...

why le?

coz 小白 2 ma
xiao bai tu

=,=

funny or lame le?
haha

ciao

car car played with water~

2008-03-25T15:43:00.005+08:00

wahaha
1st time i drove in a heavy rain

today my car very shiok
can get to play with the water

there were pools of water everywhere
even though u drive slow rite
ur car will get to play with the water one

then there was one guy with his bicycle
walking at the side of the pathway

i dunno whether he got kena the water or not
coz i didnt know there was a pool of water there
and only when i went thru it
i was like
sei lor that guy must be wet liao coz of me
>.<

paiseh neh~

i tried to look at the mirror to check his condition
but was too blur la
kenot see properly

wahhaha
and then today
Mr Marcus took my hp wor
he somemore said whether the 2 person
in my hp were my bros

wahhahaha
u guys shud have guessed correctly ba
the ppl in the wallpaper
were ah lengchai Jiro and Wuzhun lor

and so shuang
my p3 pt can pass~
but kao luck de la

coz i only studied in the morning be4 that

dunno p2 and p1 how le

i think my p2 sure fail de haha
coz i didnt really study
haha

that time really didnt have the mood
XD already lembik even be4 start to study
coz got too many IAS liao
and i dun like calculations de paper~

dunno whether i am in the rite course anot
ppl like calculations but i bian bian dun like
prefer theories than calculations

thats why everytime in p2 class i very de stress o

haha
then somemore this time
kena tipu by the cashflow~

fail also dun care ba

p1 le
mmm

i dunno le~
my answers were like all repetative de
takkan he keep on askin for the same thing meh~

so sure fail also~
wuwuuwuw

dun care la

bai bai

T.T pls dun cry

2008-03-21T20:54:00.004+08:00

sometimes i just hate myself so much

i didnt dare look straight at u
when we talked about it again

its not that i didnt notice that u were almost close to tears
i just knew that if i continued looking at u
i'd finally cry too

u know anot?
my heart was bleeding inside
coz u are the last person that i wish to see cry

all these are just so stupid
its not about u
its not about me either

but why are the both of us so upset

i tried to tell u
its not ur fault

its not
its not
its not
i can repeat it 100 times
just for u
if u wanna know

so pls dun feel sad

why do i feel like such a failure
even 最基本的 the most basic
开心就笑 laugh when ur happy
伤心就哭 cry when ur sad

also 我办不到
cannot do properly

coz if not
how come
when i'm
开心 let ppl say that i'm too over
伤心 then ppl say i'm too sensitive
生气 then will hurt the ppl that i sayang the most

i still think
its better to not let out how u feel ba

no one needs to know
ownself understand better

the best is to just be unnoticeable
quietly carry on ur life
no need ppl know about ur presence also nvm
i rather have that if its like that

aiks
it has been a not so good week

hope next week can be better

原来
喜欢ppl also有罪
讨厌ppl also有罪

neutral the best ba

lol but like sw said
wah i wish bad things happen to her

all i can say to her is that
dun wish bad things for ppl ba

just let it be
all u can wish is that
if ever a bad thing happened to the person u dun like

hope u get to see/know about it ba

hahahah

aiks
讲来讲去
i'm still a mean person

我很坏~!
我该死~!

Babi Pat Po

2008-03-20T20:22:00.010+08:00

lol in the morning i was really really mad
never felt like that be4

it was like if someone provoked me even more
i dun think i can resist to
动手打人

lol
its not like i've ever done it be4 la
but it was so pissing me off

ever since the first day i met her
i had this not-so-good feeling towards her

but i was jus like
nah i think too much

even after that
when i found out that not many ppl liked her
and they even talked bad about her

somehow i just kept finding reasons
to like
convince myself that
nah she's not too bad

sometimes would even ignore those bad things
they said about her

but after today
i was like

god damn she's such a b**** after all !
really beh tahan

and i tell u
u shud never talk to an angry person

coz when joanna said
its common sense what

i was like

'......'

what the hell
just coz u got ur bro to ur advantage
u can lanc now is it

i'm very dumb now la
i didnt know huh !
everyone in the whole world know but only i dunno la is it
common sense now la
babinya

lol instead of being defensive of her
u make me even more kanasai towards her

lucky i can control myself to say those words nia
coz i know if i say what i really thought
it wouldnt do any good anyway
not her fault also

find fault with her for what

ever heard of 火上加油
lol coz be4 she said that
i was already boiling inside

so when i heard it
made me boil more

to tell the truth rite
i couldnt think straight that time
all i could think in my head was

恨恨恨恨恨
恨恨去死恨
恨恨恨恨恨
恨恨恨恨恨
恨恨恨恨恨

lol
i'm so mean
but that was how i really felt la

ish
now think back also temperature naik

so fed up with this type of ppl man
so hypocrite
face like so 欠扁
only know how to talk big

aiks
but what to do
this world must have ying and yang ma

got good ppl sure got bad ppl
got leng chai sure got yongsui ppl

the bad ppl will only make the good ppl look better ma
so suan le ba

just hope that from today onwards
i would have ntg to do with her

sorry la this post is abit rude
but cant help me
need to release anger abit

and joanna if ur reading this
i just wish i could tell u that
these days i dunno why
i began to appreciate u more as my fren

like starting from last sem
i sudd realise wat a great fren u are

its not like i didnt know that u were a nice person
its just that i sudd realised that ur much more than what i already thought
seriously

u may not realise how great impact u can have on others
somehow u changed how i see things
like the world isnt so bad after all,
coz of what u are

sometimes i really feel like wanna huggie u, u know ma
coz the things u do rite
really very unexpected sometimes
very very touched de

sorry if today i tunjuk muka abit
i was just mad at that stupid fella la
shudnt have been so emotional

even though in the above i wrote that i was mad
when u said that
i still understand de la
its just normal human reaction

u werent in my shoes so u didnt know

and to that person
i officially hate u now

if u can do me a favour
去死吧
after that
world peace man

ciao

somehow we must grow up

2008-03-20T00:42:00.003+08:00

when she said that, rite

i wouldnt deny that i was abit disappointed
haha

i wasnt mad at her
i was just

i dunno..
mad at myself

:/

its not like it was the first i had that

i was mad at myself
about how i let it happen again

how come i wasnt careful
enough

u know what i mean?

not everyone has the same interest as u
how come i never learned

:/

sometimes u cant let everything about urself
show

there are things which u shud just keep to urself
and things that can be shared

haihz
just wished i can rmb to not let it happen again

dun share doesnt mean u wouldnt enjoy it as much

she apologised
but i knew
it wasnt her fault

:/

at first wanna post and share some pics
i took the other day
but i think suan le ba
no one would wanna see it de la

if someone keeps talking about the same thing
over and over again

i'd feel bored too

so
suan le ba

not ur fault
dun have to feel guilty or what so ever

its just a fact
what u told me

thanks for it anyway
u made me realise what others would act think
so i guess i'd be more careful next time

its just part of growing up

nite

kena tagged wor

2008-03-19T18:40:00.004+08:00

Instructions:
Remove 1 question from below and add in your personal question,
make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list,
list them out at the end of this post.

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
27-28 (i know la, very old, so what, u like or i like)

2.If you can turn into anything, what do you wish you can turn into?
someone who is super rich and happy and young and piao liang and and and and..

3.If you were stranded on an desert island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you? Why?
i dun want 3 only
i want all can ma,
on deserted island very lonely neh

4.Where is the place that you want to go most?
the place where i can see my lengchai Jiro everyday

5.If you have one dream to come true, what would it be?
all the bad guys on earth disappear suddenly
like that sleep also no need to close door lu

eh eh
still must close neh
later mosquito become fat fat

aiyo
better all the bad guys and the mosquitos disappear together
world peace man

6.do you believe in seeing the rainbow after the rain?
need to believe meh? nvr seen be4 ke?
after rain u always look at the floor is it

7.what are you afraid to lose the most right now?
eyesight lo
no eyesight kenot see my lengchai jiro

8.do you want your first born child to be a girl or boy? Why?
both also np, janji no cacat

9.If you meet someone you love, would you confess to him/her?
why ask? so kay poh

10.List out three good things of the person who tagged you.
Joyce aka Popo
i) got a great sense of humour
ii) understands whatever i say
iii) never let me down

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Loyalty and janji ur not actually a girl pretend to be a boi

12.What type of person do you hate the most?
bloody faker lo
got blood all over their bodies
eee yer...

ok la not funny next Q pls

13.What would you do if you won a million dollars?
smile

erm, ok la
i'd laugh

14.What is your ambition?
earn big $

15.What would you wanna be after you're dead?
wanna be? human again, can ma?

16. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
talk too much and sometimes too fast
pfft

17.What would you most want to achieve right now?
attend FLH's concert in this year
hope they dun have it during exam

18.What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Money
no money no attending FLH's concert

19. If there’s one thing in your life you want to do but yet unable to, what would it be?
meet my lengchai Jiro face to face
erm...meet not enuff la
i want him to talk to me hoho
omg la i so miang

Tagged:
1) Jiro
2) Calvin
3)

eh eh...can tag celebrity meh

aiyo
who ever wants to get tagged go tag urself ba
u have the full authority to be tagged by me
go go

ciao

babi day

2008-03-18T19:43:00.003+08:00

god dam

i cried infront of my mum.

at first be4 anyone came home,
i was like
no worries eileen

its gonna be all rite

but then when my mum came home
and asked like usual
'how are u ?'

i couldnt control my emotions
and just started crying

omg
its like the 1st time since...
i dunno
maybe 10 years?

lol

but was kinda funny act
now when i think of what she asked

'what happened?'
'where pain?'

hahahha
XD

she tot i sakit...

but only now i realised
how confortable it was to be in mum's arms

and how calm it was to hear ur mum's words
they just seem to know what to say
those right words

ish
i must learn it one day

mmm...
wanna thank siew wen too
for her help in the last min

thank god i always help her too when i can
if not i'd feel really really guilty now
haha
for causing such a situation

aiks
wat a day

wo bu yao PT

2008-03-15T16:46:00.000+08:00

PT
PT
PT

wo bu yao la~

apa la.

Wu Zhun n Calvin in 1Utama

2008-03-07T23:47:00.010+08:00

Jojo and me went to 1Utama to catch a glisme of Calvin and Wuzhun
that will be coming to promote 'Romantic Princess'

the stage...

at 4pm..

they will be arriving at 8pm but by evening
many 'kiasu' ppl were already there including us
haha

the workers there kept shouting !
'chor dai' ! (sit down)

haha coz if one stand up u'd block the view of the others at the back
everyone was quite coorporative...

until when the bus arrived and they came down!
everyone got up and started taking pics of them
(oh wait, not only WZ n Calvin came
there were Eric and George too
(those who watched RP would know them)

but i didnt even bother to look at them
haha i kept looking at WZ n Calvin

i took some videos
so i share 1 here la

it was raining
so thats why u can hear WZ telling the fans to
go home and take care of ourselves so we wouldnt fall sick

after today right,
i super super like calvin
haha

coz he was 10 times cuter than what i see on screen
his smile is so sweet

and wuzhun?
dam, he is one of the most handsome guy i have ever seen

o ya vivian was there too
she arrived after us

anyway,
we even followed them to the bus when they were leaving
and calvin smiled at us !

he was seated at the window facing us
and he even did a flying kiss !
omg !

support calvin forever !
argh but dun worry
i still like jiro the best !

after seeing them both i was so excited
but couldnt stop wondering when i can see
Jiro and Aaron

maybe i'd faint hoho

they also mentioned that they are going to hold
a concert this yr in msia
and i'm definately going !

o ya,
i got my poster signed
cool eh?

jealous?

haha

i bet u are =P

well u dun hafta be actually

notice the above ones have signatures too
when my leng chai Jiro and Aaron didnt come
hahahha

their signatures were already printed on the poster
when i bought them la

hahaha

i've never been to this type of activity be4
and its a good experience

there was a guy infront of me
and i notice that he wasnt even looking
when they arrived

only then i realised that he was blind
he was there just to accompany his gf
i was so touched!

coz he took all the trouble to sit there for so many hours
(like all of us did)

just for the sake of his girl

anyway
i'm gonna go to bed now
wanna dream about calvin and his super sweet smile
lol andJiro too of coz
so ah lenchai Jiro dun worry

ur still my hero ^^
muacks muacks

moving into the year 2008

2008-03-04T22:11:00.006+08:00

tic tok tic tok...

we've entered the 3rd month of 2008 already !
how is every1 doing so far ?

anyone started with their resolutions yet?
or have given up already?

and election is coming
every1 prepared?

lol what am i saying la
all still underage

wahaha did u all know that
how much a staff is paid
for a day in charge at the voting booth in the skol?

i got a fren working as a part time teacher
and he is paid RM150 for that day
on duty

cool $ eh?

^^
i also want !

just be there for admin purpose can earn RM150
so shuang

and do u know that ppl who work in the banks
dun keep their $ in the own bank they work for?

lol
only have the acc which their salaries are paid in
their own personal savings they'd open at other banks

funny eh?

my bro just started working at OCBC bank after he graduated
in the risk mgnt dept

and only then i know that
ppl keep their $ else bank coz the staff can
easily check the balance and transaction of ur acc !

he can even see how much his boss is being paid lol
all the in's and out's of the acc

thats why his immediate superior keeps her personal $ at HSBC !
one of their main rival !

walau...when work time compete against each other la..
but privately support them
ish ish..

and the CEO of OCBC uses CITIBANK
hahahaha

hmmm....

3J ?!

2008-03-01T16:01:00.009+08:00

omg !

i didnt know about this !

Jiro's Wang's recording company initially wanted
to group him along with
Jay Chow

and Jordan Chan

to make a group called 3 J !!!

can u imagine that ?!

hahaha

but because of the 9/11 incident
the plan was cancelled

after that only was there FLH

source: http://wiki.d-addicts.com/Jiro_Wang

>.<

and his dad passed away when he was 18
thats why he worked so hard to earn $
awww
wo ke lian de Jiro !

paiseh these days my posts are all about FLH

I like Aaron now too !

2008-02-29T00:00:00.007+08:00

omg la !

i've been liking Jiro from Fahrenheit [Fei Lun Hai]
[3rd from the left of the above pic]
for so long
that i've never really paid attention to the other members

everytime if i see an episode w/o Jiro
i'd feel like this
'aiks dun feel like wanna see, coz meaningless'
but that doesnt mean i didnt watch at all la
i still watch de

but today
suddenly i feel like
Aaron Yan Ya Lun [second from the left of the above pic]
is super sweet and nice !

now that i think about it
i've never seen him angry !
he's always smiling !

always so nice !!!
and kawaii !!!

omg la
i hua xin?

then my Jiro how la !
hahahhahah

but joanna only likes Wu Zhun
[first from left]
everytime i tell her about Jiro
she said
'cheh that monkey'

T_T

and u know what ?!
WuZhun is coming to Msia !!!
to promote Romantic Princess

in 1 Utama

hahahha Joanna asked me whether i wanna go see WuZhun
with her or not wor

i said
ask WZ to bring Jiro along too la
then i'd go
hahhahah

oi la
no offence to WZ lovers !
its just that i like Jiro better ok !
doesnt mean that WZ = no good !

hahahha

ciao !!!
better run be4 WZ lovers slap me !!!

nah nah !
let u see one more pic of Jiro !
faster say whether he is cute or not !
hahahha

i know cute la

p/s
special thanks to
popo for providing the pics

2008-02-27T21:57:00.001+08:00

人生能有几次重来

就在那一瞬间
你后悔

可能是一辈子

2008-02-26T22:00:00.002+08:00

whatever u do now

will determine whether u will be a happy person
or an unhappy one

in AUGUST

god dam.

this statement is so true
yet u feel like not choosing to believe it
or u'd be burdened by it each day

'...'

not everything u choose to believe is right
thats why there are always ignorant ppl around
haha

Shuang-nyer

2008-02-21T12:47:00.005+08:00

wahaha 我的心情特别好 today

even though its just coz spending some time with a fren
thats why we shud never underestimate ourselves

coz u never know how someone can be happy
just coz of u
^_^

never underestimate the energy u can pass on to others

Anyway,
anyone wanna shiok sendiri now ma?

just look at this pic

and think that they're applauding for u

saying 'hou yer...!!!'
or 'wah...so geng !!!'
or 'Fuuuuu Yooooh !!!'
or 'Good Job !!!'

or wat ever u want

ready?

ok here goes

wahhaha just to encourage ppl nia la
gambatte to all of my frens !
nothing is impossible !

and p/s
to my beloved popo
there's always a next time de ok !
dun worry !

Results out

2008-02-18T22:47:00.002+08:00

results are out today
>.<

didnt wanna think about it de
coz i was prepared to check it only after p3 class
means come back home and check la

mana tau
during P1 class Mr Goh started to remind us
about it
and let us off early somemore

so what to do
everyone so kecoh and excited
ma made me so gancheong also

Joanna checked first
then Pamela

both also pass all
my yahoo so late still didnt get

in the end
my frens encouraged me to check
using Mr Marcus's laptop wor

so paiseh
but thankfully i passed too

so it was a big relieve
however, i heard that many P1 results werent as expected

guess we kenot take for granted P1
and work equally hard as P3

[hope that Mr Goh cant make it for tomolo's class]

i really feel like coming home early tomolo neh
dun feel quite well

anyway,
congrats to those with good results
and to those who didnt make it
its not the end of the world

jia you and gambate
nothing is impossible

what a day

2008-02-17T21:47:00.004+08:00

today had been an interesting day
just when i woke up
my beloved popo msg-ed me
and ask me to come on9

coz?
to share FLH's pics with me

omg la was so happy
coz i have been searching for their pics
since a long time
but i only got those crappy ones

and she found really good quality ones
so she wanted to share with me
whoo hoo

i keep changing wallpaper nia lol
coz all are good

besides that, she shared with me the new msn too
we had so much fun customising this and that hahaha

anyway,
today is the last day my cousin is gonna be here

can u believe it?
it has been 5 weeks he's been here
and i feel like it wasnt enough lol

after we sent him to the KLIA
guess what we saw?

there was a group of Mat Rempits~
and that was the first time i've seen them
even saw a guy doing Superman stunt

geng man,
he really tak takut mati

although it was kinda excited seeing them
we couldnt help feeling worried too
coz what if they got into an accident
and it may affect us

so better to keep distance
haha

and at nite,
i saw a bat outside my house !!!

out of no where he fell infront of me
and i thought it was just some leaves

mana tau,
look properly....

HOW COME GOT HEAD ONE !
somemore he climb back to his feet
and then look at me wor !

I SUPER SCARED
[and of coz did the normal thing la...screamed]
=,=

aiyor...
i see dog coming to me also scream liao la
[remember itu kah yean's house]
see Bat how can dun scream

aiks
scary but felt excited wei
coz never seen one be4
somemore see it fly up like so yeng
macam see batman movie upclose like that
hahahhaa

omg la haven done P3 hw
wanna die meh...

ciao lo

后舍男孩

2008-02-14T18:10:00.007+08:00

Anyone heard about the
Back Dorm Boys be4?
In Mandirin they're known as 后舍男孩

They are so famous now ever since they lip sync
BSB's I want it that way

It's been like a year since I last seen their last videos
and today I came across them again
and just couldnt stop laughing watching their videos

it seems that they have now graduated and
5 months be4 they did they already signed contract with Sina.com
and now they have their own studio !
god dam !

they're the spokesperson for
Pepsi and Motorola lol
so cool

now even have their own MV

it seems that they're the 1st 搞笑 band lol

wat a way to be successful
yeah by making funny videos
some ppl call them stupid videos
but hey, if its stupid but works, it isnt stupid afterall

this is one of their short vids
very creative lol

if u still have the time then u shud watch this as well

they lip sync Dun lie
(wahahah the dancing nose at the beginning so lawak)

if u didnt watch those 2
pls dun miss out this one
coz its the funniest of all
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED lol

We Will Rock You [kids version]
(watch out for the kids throwing something at them)
that's the cutest Spiderman I've ever seen hahahah
the yellow guy looks like Lao Fu Zhi

the funnier guy's called Huang Yi Xi
and the lengchai one is called Wei Wei [lol such a ke ai name]

bai nian

2008-02-12T23:08:00.001+08:00

weee~

we went to Bai Nian[visiting] today
there were like 20+ of us
let me see if i can list down all their names

1.Adelee
2.Lionel
3.Christine
4.Wyn Yan
5.Kah Yean
6.Hong
7.Ching Yong
8.Pei Ting
9.Pei Chin
10.Stella
11.Tatt Hoong
12.Tiger
13.Elaine
14.Yi Lian
15.Kacy
16.Jun Yao
17.Wee Ven
18.Sher Huey
19.Suan Li
20.Joshua
21.Pei Li
22.Sharee

hmm i hope i didnt miss anyone out
if i did miss u out,
my apologies
no hard feelings yeah

i didnt really take alot of pics
wanted a group pic but forgotten wahaha

our meeting point was at Christine's place
but i only started taking pics at Yi Lian's house
haha

playing Big 2

playing BlackJack
mmm..or shud i say gambling lol

the dog next to Wee Ven's hse
man, he's big....really big
but the photo cant really show

awww
Valentine's day is just around the corner
hope they have a great time

check out lionel's evil eyes..

dun ka si [pretend] shy shy la wahhaha

went to Miss Rosi's hse too
and wow,
didnt know she started wearing tudung ~~
i didnt recognise her by looking at her
but only when i heard her voice
then only 'ah confirm its Miss Rozi'
haahaa

this year is diff coz...
got frens among us who started to give ang pao
wahahhaha

Uncle Tan giving us ang pao...

wahahha there was 'Auntie Yew' too
but i didnt manage to get a pic of that
oh yeah,
there were 2 kids at her place
and they were so cute~
especially the girl
wahaha she's so little and adorable
and her bro Justin is like always smiling~~

Suan Li's neighbour had this egg shells to deco their aloe vera plants
so i guess it can be called as
'egg plant'
like how Joshua said
wahhahaha

kah yean's place was so fun too
she had the Pop Pop

haha CY, Wyn Yan, SherHuey, Hong, Tiger and me
went crazy when we saw it
we just took all the packets
and played outside of KY's hse
hahahha

19 turning 20 liao
still like small kids only
omg la

and another omg la
is that Wyn Yan wasnt afraid to make the pop pop explode
by smacking them using his hands

he said it wasnt pain wor
no feeling at all

haha
and another funny thing is that
when we played BlackJack
we were shouting for Picture for Mr Ng CY
then just when we were getting so excited for him to bao

KY's doggy Porkey ran into the hse
and I screamed like nobody's biz
Mr Ng even thought that i screamed coz he didnt bao
=,=

hahah but it was really funny la wei
apa la that doggy ran in the wrong time for what

well, wanna tido[sleep] now
so ciao

thanks for this trip guys
especially those who drove
really very mulia

we went to like 15 houses
[excluding Kacy's]
so yeah
thats all for today

i had fun
nite

bai nian~

2008-02-11T09:48:00.000+08:00

hey hey i'm back from penang~
omg 2 more days then we need to go back to skol !
T_T

i dun want i dun want i dun want !
P2 somemore
omg la
hw haven done
hahhaha

anyway
it seems like we're going to be bai-nian-ing[visiting houses] tomolo !
ho ho

and according to CY
the itinerary
would be like this
first we meet up at Christine's house
and then Weeven, Sharee, Ting, CY himself, Adelee, TT, YiLian,
then WynYan, HongHong

ho ho would be fun

oh, and i think i wont be on9 for maybe a week
coz very busy la wahhaha
so yeah

mm.. be4 i end my post
i'd share something here
i saw this and it was kinda funny
this is the behind the scene for the MV - Xin Li You Shu by FLH
yeah yeah FLH again
hahaha

I GOT A CARE BEAR OMG

2008-02-04T11:32:00.000+08:00

i've been wanting a care bear for so long
but i cant find it coz i think its too old

and my cousin just got back from SG last nite
and he got me one !
omg la !!!

so happy now
its a wish bear

last nite i kept smiling in my sleep lol

a porsche in my house? o.O

2008-02-03T12:34:00.000+08:00

my bro got me this yesterday

so i was like
mmm ok i can do that
dun mind doing it

first i opened it to see what was inside

there were 2 boards, and a sand paper
and... behind the main cover was an instruction paper

whoo hoo i thought
i can just follow what they have to say
and it'd be as easy as it can be

but,
when i read carefully
all it said was
'get a general idea of where the pieces shud be'

@!#$#%^@#$&

what la
no need u to tell me la
cheh
hahahha

anyway lets get a closer look at the pieces shall we?

so i started constructing my own Porshe lol

it was really confusing at the beginning
how on earth was i supposed to know which little part goes where?!?

there were so many of them
and i tot why do i need a sand paper anyway?
arent them supposed to be smooth already
hahaha

but in the end i still managed to utilise my brain
and got all the pieces together

and after 20 hours of hardwork
this is how my car looks like ~

ok i lied.
so what?

anyway tada~

same anot?~
vroom vroom~~~

cheh wah....got model to pose somemore....

lets take a closer look at how he looks like then

shh...let me tell u a secret...
he's posing outside the car..
coz...
he's head is too big for him to get into the car !!!
lol sorry for u la dude
sports car just aint for u
can only blame ur big head

Front

Back

so now i got a Porshe in my house~
羡慕 le?
hoho

2008-01-31T12:52:00.000+08:00

1 more day....
1 more day....
1 more class of P2

THEN SUPER HOLIDAY !

ho ho ho~
cant wait

i wonder what all my frens would be doing this CNY hol
besides collecting angpao haha

my dad ajak me go Indonesia this April/May
i said dun want la~
later they bomb bomb how la

but i feel bad if he go alone neh
>.O what to do

then mama ajak go Brunei
haha that one i wanna go
coz never been be4

actually its almost the same as Msia
but still nvr been be4 ma
go there see golden toilet bowl also not bad what
hahahhaha
or go see WuZhun's gym lolz

but if u think from another angle
Brunei got what to see ar
if wanna go better go SG la right
same currency ma
lol
SG more things to shop haha
i nvr heard ppl go Brunei shopping de wor
=P

seriously
Brunei is famous for what ar
i really dunno
only know got golden toilet bowl nia
hahhahaha

and yay
our good fren
YiWen is back in skool
^_^

ciao

o.O apa ini? mau format apa

2008-01-30T18:58:00.000+08:00

lol these days all i do is delete
delete
and more delete

but wait
no matter how much i delete
there are still so more for me to delete

so many files
in each folders

cant believe are there are so many things that were
once so important

now can only become
unwanted lol

if only i can erase them
from the memory stick in my brain too

such a waste
that the things that are once copied into the stick of our brain
are permanent

is there a way
to format ma?

=P

想记住的事往往记不住
不想记得的偏偏忘不了

lol but is it stupid
coz u the one who wants to throw them all away
and yet u cry when u actually throw them away

haha nah la
u feel very relieved actually
now u dun have any more burden
ur heart would feel so much lighter

u tot that u'd regret right away
but no
instead u feel so happy and proud for urself
for making a progressive action

lolz

random entry

2008-01-28T21:50:00.000+08:00

have u ever liked something
just coz someone important to u likes it?

so what happens when that person suddenly became unimportant to u
would u still continue to like those things?
coz in the first place u liked it for the wrong reasons

infact, maybe u'd start to hate all those things

everything that were once jewels to u
can turn into things that u really really really hate
just so suddenly

it can be little small things
like songs or a particular colour
or like ur favourite phrase
a tv drama
a singer
or...
well u know what i mean

just those minor things
ever happened to u be4?

not only the things u once like
became something u dislike now
but its something u really hate

haihz.

u may even begin to wonder
how did u like those things in the first place
there's nothing good about them anyway
o.O

i used to wonder how come ex lovers can become enemies
coz whenever i see situations like that
i'd be like
how can?!!!

they once were lovers wor !
can suddenly hate each other meh...
from LIKE become DUN LIKE understandable la
but LIKE to HATE...unbelievable wor..

but now i finally understood lol
the way u feel about 'things' can even change
what more how u feel about ppl

=,=

lol but as how william shakespeare said
"There is nothing either good or bad,
but thinking makes it so"

so everything's just about the mind aint it
u can choose what u wanna like
u can choose how u wanna feel

anyway,
as the title stated
this is just a random entry
dun bother.

money money

2008-01-26T14:11:00.000+08:00

If u were to be asked
'how much money do u think
is enough for u to be satistied?'

what would be ur answer?

1 million?
100 million?
or even 1 billion?

well what i think is,
that whatever the amount is
it will never be 'enough' for anyone

XD

mei you ren hui xian qian duo de...
没有人会嫌钱多的...

eh...weird
how come when i type that qian word
it'd auto bold by itself

=,=
dun tell me even the software knows
to differentiate the importance of $...

ish...

Dark vs Light ? o.O

2008-01-25T19:51:00.001+08:00

was kinda bored today
so came up with this lol
my first 'zhuo ping' using photoshop

kinda plain la
but i'd wanna make more stuff in the future haha

but Dark vs Light?
the light doesnt look very 'light' wor
hahahha

shoot bubbles somemore omg la so lembik XD
no wonder the Dark kenot be beaten ahhaha

maybe the title of it shud be
'catch me if u can, and i know u cant hahahhaha'

i want that bear too !

2008-01-24T19:16:00.000+08:00

my mom's fren has given birth to a baby boy
and he's almost a month old now
so my mom wanted to get him a bear
so we looked around and the Russ bear weren't really cute
[the small ones yeah, they are cute but the big ones are scary lol]

so in the end we got the Hallmark bear
it costs like RM 219
siao la

and i was like
hey mom, how come u never get me a bear
but can give ppl wor

i am jealous
over a baby lol !?!

parents are always like that
buy for ppl can la
own children want then kenot wor
haha

nvm i got my doraemon liao
shud be contented haha
thanks to my frens ^_^

anyway, i managed to curi curi ambik gambar la
haha

when my mom saw she was like
oi dun dirty it ar

waaaa...met 1 day and so fast jadi kawan liao ar??
but how come the bear looks like a bully one... haha

ish...have to berpisah liao
doraemon dun be sad o~
bear bear said forever kawan k lol

thanks tkj !

2008-01-21T21:33:00.000+08:00

yesterday we went to TaiThong for dinner
and it was kinda unusual to see so many ppl dressed up
so when we reached the 4th floor only know
rupa-rupanya someone's wedding is held there too wor

the restaurant was split into half
and so we sat at the other side
so yeah, too bad we weren't invited :p

anyway, the food came really late
maybe coz the waiter were busy with the wedding dinner
at the opposite side XD

so we waited really long
and all we can do was drinking tea
and i was saying to my bro
'waa...wait till the food come ar...i already he cha he dao bao liao lor...'
(drink tea till full liao)

and my bro was like
'you he dao bao ar? i he dao "kee siao" liao lor' (drink till crazy liao lo)
hahhaha

anyway,
it was so hard to find a parking slot in coll today
so i had no choice but to park in one of the smaller parking lot
at the side
[which means i need to do side parking]

but i wasnt good enough and the damn car wouldnt go in
so what did i do?

called tkj and asked for her help !
hahahah

luckily she was willing to help me and the car was safely parked
=D

thank you Christine again !

and u know what?
today they didnt collect the ticket at the exit point !
means i paid RM2 for nothing
haha coz could have gotten it for free

ow well
keep the ticket as souvenir la
got big big letters somemore
SUNWAY UNIVERSITY COLLEGE
next time when old liao look at it again

i'd remmeber how inefficient their system is la
haha

o yeah i realised that Mr Goh pronouced talent like Mr Marcus too
they'd go like
TA-lent

XD

happy early bday TT

2008-01-18T17:11:00.000+08:00

wahhaa
today we had P2

and when Miss Menon was mad coz someone was sleeping
in her class

i was so glad that it wasnt me
coz i was so close to dozing off as well
haha

o.< its not that her class is boring
and i really appreciate her as a lec
but everytime when the class starts
really beh tahan
haha eyes sure heavy de

and then the min she gives us a break i'd suddenly be so awake o.O
weird...
it shud have been like ' yay, its break time so can curi tido abit'

haha anyway after class we went to F4 to celebrate Tatt Hoong's bday
it was crazy
the candle wouldnt light up coz of the freaking fan
even after we sang the bday song they were still struggling to keep the candle lit
so finally when both the candles were lit
it wasnt even 2 secs that the Bday boi blew it off

haha it was just like 'blow for the sake of blowing'
was so funny
and when i watched back the video taken by yi wen
when they smashed TT's face into the cake
it was twice as funny as the actual scene
hahhaa u could see both Wyn Yan and Tiger's hands
as fast as the lighting to attack his head
hahhaha really beh tahan

and this time they used the kicap
omg la so disgusting haha
but still not as bad as adulai's one ;p
i still remember when i almost threw up
when they used the egg and the tomato sause
lol it was that gross >.>

but it was really fun
haha going to her hse early to catch her in pajamas
XD

Road Crossing

2008-01-16T15:12:00.000+08:00

lol that day i went to pick up my cousin from KLIA right,
and when we were crossing the street to get across

he didnt stop when he was walking across
even though he saw a car coming

lucky that car break on time
and we were like

ROD WHAT WERE U DOING !
DIDNT U SEE THE CAR

then he was like
'but they were supposed to stop,no?'
[yeah coz we were on the zebra crossing]

and then he was like,
'oh yea yea, i'm in Malaysia
i forgot'

lol !
and he knew what i wanted to tell him
coz we've done that so many times already

just like how when i went to his place in Melbourne last time
and i was in his car at the backseat
i'd always forget to put on the seatbelt

and then his elder bro would scream when driving halfway
coz he realised that i didnt have the seatbelt on

haha coz if the police saw he'd get caught la
lol

and then it was my turn to say
'oh sorry, i'm NOT in Malaysia'

hahahahha

last time my bro was telling me too
when he visited New Zealand with our parents when he was young
[yeah la, dum dai me and they 3 go everywhere wor, say i too young kenot travel
pfft !!!!]

everytime i'd get so mad coz they'd been to places that i have never been be4
until when i was like STD 6 we had a skol trip to Sarawak
wahahha think back that time also so funny
i was like so PROUD that i finally can go to somewhere my bro has never been be4 !
see la how childish
hahahha

anyway, he was telling that he was playing at the roadside
and then he went on the pedestrian crossing
in NZ its like kotak-kotak one not line line de

so my bro was just playing la
skipping around

then there was a motorcyclist
saw him crossing the road
so he stopped and let my bro cross
haha

if in Msia ar
see young boy just crossing the road back and forth for fun
coz wanna play on the box box thingy
choi le dou sor
who will stop for u de
hahaha

surely will zooOOOM pass him de
hahaha

so funny la
and coz my cousin wanted to go watch the Malaysian Open
in Bukit Jalil

so he asked me be4 he went out
'do i look Malaysian enough?'

haha he purposely wear singlet and shortpants
scared later ppl see him from overseas then go con him
hahahhaa apa la

i said
;aiyo
as long u dont hang a cam infront of u,
then wear sunglasses,
with cap
and then hold a map in ur hands
can d la'

then he said
'isnt that Japanese style'

lol is it?
i dunno la
for me its tourist la
hahhaa

anyway
i came across this today

FEI LUN HAI ~

lol for me the cutest is Jiro la
especially in 1.18
he shake shake omg la
so ke ai

but i dunno what he is resembling
WuZhun is wearing a dog suit
Aaron i think its a bear
and Calvin is like a bunny
but Jiro's one grey grey de
elephant ke?

haha anyway
is the MV for that song
Xin Li You Shu available?

anyone seen it pls share the link with me
XD
ciao

cargo truck hmmpf !

2008-01-14T18:48:00.000+08:00

omg la ~~

i just came back from college
and when i was driving home right

there was this junction where the cargo truck
[neh, that green one ar, always got a few of them opposite our coll]

yeah the cargo truck didnt break and it was like coming out
suddenly
it was so close to hitting me until last min only he breaked

walau ngam ngam right hand side also there was a car
so if the cargo truck hit me mati lo

or what if i sway to the right coz didnt see the right side car
and i hit him
then we both kena
but the stupid cargo truck takde anything happened to him
then how la

lol what if scenario plannning

but really scary wei
after that incident
i kept thinking about it the whole way home

really scared la
wanna honk pun tak sempat haha

lucky got one motorcyclist honk him
at least lepaskan geram for me
haha

i think the motorcyclist also takut haha
if kena both of us i think he mati faster than me
choi choi ~

somemore this morning joanna also kena 'accident'
go scatch ppl's car
hahaha

she so takut faster go park at other spot
later that guy come back wack her then how hahaha

lol anyway
today has been great

now i look forward for mondays
coz there's marcus's class

his classes are always mmm...yeah 'entertaining'
i scared laugh laugh then didnt pay attention to what the real ingrediant is haha

now my feeling is like going for p1 and p3 classes macam go there to listen stories nia
then when do hw [for p3]
panic haha coz dunno how to do

ish ish

hungry liao la
wanna makan liao
so ciao
bye bye bye bye bye bye

XD

PuRpLe MoOn - Never Look Back

Linkinparkaemon

出殡

最寂寞的熊猫

Finally completed it ~

cool monkey

这故事，我哭了

累

doraemon office

halloween

happi diwali

睡覺時，禁戴的６種東西

Doraemon craze~

ultraman

pics

eek

xD

T_T

Taiwan~

日本28個星宿

Karangan Terbaik UPSR

how to be a ninja

zhadou de wedding invitation

Earth Hour

丈夫说谎的最高境界

p6~

小明要去朋友家

cool~

yEng nYer

浪漫的道歉

sei rabbit

O.O

o.O

十個看完九個瘋

Diff. Btw Man & Woman - Waking Up In The Morning

random

hmmm

P2, My Love

blessing in disguise?

results day

swt lagi

swt =,="

Ah Beng's stories =,=

T_T

utada hikaru

pics !!!

sien~

huhu

XD

vids tat worth ur time watching

Stay With You

CICAK T_T

more pictures lol

happy mama's day

飞轮海万岁

Big Bang

tkj turned 20~

P3 - Business Analysis

gula-gula~

keras kepala nyer =,=

patah here patah there

lame sekali lagi

蜡笔小新

car car played with water~

T.T pls dun cry

Babi Pat Po

somehow we must grow up

kena tagged wor

babi day

wo bu yao PT

Wu Zhun n Calvin in 1Utama

moving into the year 2008

3J ?!

More posters =,='

I like Aaron now too !

Shuang-nyer

Results out

what a day

后舍男孩

bai nian