i love big bang
i love big bang de T.O.P (Lengzai)
i love big bang de Lies (song)
i love to sleep
but i love h/w even more
even if thr will be fireworks outside later
i will still not take my eyes of u
my lovely h/w
oh, my love
dun ever leave me
i love Menon
so much tat i'm celebrating Merdeka with her
along with other fans of hers
i love P2
i love IFRS3 too
goodwill is so seXy
i love u so muchie
i will dream of u tonite
muacks
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
blessing in disguise?
had p2 class jz now
7pm to 10pm
guess what?
i actually feel happier in her class tis time compared to previously
she is so much better
gosh~
going for progress test or not?
[shrugs]
7pm to 10pm
guess what?
i actually feel happier in her class tis time compared to previously
she is so much better
gosh~
going for progress test or not?
[shrugs]
Monday, August 18, 2008
results day
lol to be honest
i aint TAT sad
the past isnt an issue now
no use asking why or how
the only thing tats on my mind is
how i'm going to make it thru the next round
will i be able to graduate within tis sem
=,=
tats my main concern
tis is the first time i feel tat
time isnt jz enuff
[how am i going to survive?]
-tats all i've got to share-
i aint TAT sad
the past isnt an issue now
no use asking why or how
the only thing tats on my mind is
how i'm going to make it thru the next round
will i be able to graduate within tis sem
=,=
tats my main concern
tis is the first time i feel tat
time isnt jz enuff
[how am i going to survive?]
-tats all i've got to share-
Saturday, August 16, 2008
swt lagi
小学生造句
> >
> > 1.题目: 原来
> > 小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
> > 老师评语: 妈妈关切一下
> >
> > 2.题目: ..一边...........一边............ .
> > 小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
> > 老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~
> >
> > 3.题目: 其中
> > 小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
> > 老师评语: 你是蜈蚣?~~
> >
> > 4.题目: 一... 就....
> > 小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
> > 老师评语: 老师笑到不行..
> >
> > 5.題目: 你看
> > 小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊
> >
> > 6. 照样造句
> > 例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
> > 小朋友写: 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
> > 老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??
> >
> > 7.照样造句
> > 例题: 别人都夸我( ),其实我( )
> > 小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 ),其实我( 是戴面具的)。
> > 老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???
> >
> > 8.题目: 好... 又好..
> > 小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...
> > 老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗?
> >
> > 9.题目: 陆陆续续
> > 小朋友写: 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
> > 老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?
> >
> > 10.题目: 皮开肉绽
> > 小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,我吓得皮开肉绽!
> > 老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。
> >
> > 11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
> > 小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
> > 老师评语: 孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗...
> > 还有一个更瞎的…
> > 小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
> > 老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~
> >
> > 12. 题目: 谢谢....因为......
> > 小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
> > 老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!
> >
> > 13.题目: 难过
> > 小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
> > 老师评语: 老师更难过......
> >
> > 14. 题目: 天才
> > 小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。
> > 老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~
> >
> > 15.題目: 一… 便…
> > 小朋友写: 我一走出门,对面就是便利商店。
> > 还有一個更瞎的…
> > 小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。
> > 老师评语: 造句不要乱造...
> >
> > 16.題目: 又.....又.....
> > 小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
> > 老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?
> >
> > 17果然
> > 上课小朋友说:昨天我吃了水果,然后又喝了凉水
> > 老师:这是词组,不能分开造句。
> > 小朋友又说:老师,我还没说完呢,果然晚上我拉肚子了!
> > 老师:…………
> >
> > 18 瓜分
> > 小朋友:大傻瓜分不清是非
> > 老师:小傻瓜也分不清
> >
> > 19 好吃
> > 小朋友:好吃个屁
> > 老师:………
> >
> > 20 况且
> > 小朋友:一辆火车经过,况且况且况且况且.....
> > 老师:……………
> >
> > 1.题目: 原来
> > 小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
> > 老师评语: 妈妈关切一下
> >
> > 2.题目: ..一边...........一边............ .
> > 小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
> > 老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~
> >
> > 3.题目: 其中
> > 小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
> > 老师评语: 你是蜈蚣?~~
> >
> > 4.题目: 一... 就....
> > 小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
> > 老师评语: 老师笑到不行..
> >
> > 5.題目: 你看
> > 小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊
> >
> > 6. 照样造句
> > 例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
> > 小朋友写: 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
> > 老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??
> >
> > 7.照样造句
> > 例题: 别人都夸我( ),其实我( )
> > 小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 ),其实我( 是戴面具的)。
> > 老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???
> >
> > 8.题目: 好... 又好..
> > 小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...
> > 老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗?
> >
> > 9.题目: 陆陆续续
> > 小朋友写: 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
> > 老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?
> >
> > 10.题目: 皮开肉绽
> > 小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,我吓得皮开肉绽!
> > 老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。
> >
> > 11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
> > 小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
> > 老师评语: 孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗...
> > 还有一个更瞎的…
> > 小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
> > 老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~
> >
> > 12. 题目: 谢谢....因为......
> > 小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
> > 老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!
> >
> > 13.题目: 难过
> > 小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
> > 老师评语: 老师更难过......
> >
> > 14. 题目: 天才
> > 小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。
> > 老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~
> >
> > 15.題目: 一… 便…
> > 小朋友写: 我一走出门,对面就是便利商店。
> > 还有一個更瞎的…
> > 小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。
> > 老师评语: 造句不要乱造...
> >
> > 16.題目: 又.....又.....
> > 小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
> > 老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?
> >
> > 17果然
> > 上课小朋友说:昨天我吃了水果,然后又喝了凉水
> > 老师:这是词组,不能分开造句。
> > 小朋友又说:老师,我还没说完呢,果然晚上我拉肚子了!
> > 老师:…………
> >
> > 18 瓜分
> > 小朋友:大傻瓜分不清是非
> > 老师:小傻瓜也分不清
> >
> > 19 好吃
> > 小朋友:好吃个屁
> > 老师:………
> >
> > 20 况且
> > 小朋友:一辆火车经过,况且况且况且况且.....
> > 老师:……………
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
Ah Beng's stories =,=
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
============ ========= ========= ======
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
============ ========= ========= ========= ===
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok..
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."
============ ========= ========= ========= ======
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on
other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "*o, how did you know I was here?"
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening
and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
============ ========= ========= ======
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
============ ========= ========= ========= ===
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok..
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."
============ ========= ========= ========= ======
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on
other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "*o, how did you know I was here?"
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening
and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
Friday, August 1, 2008
T_T
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